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WednesdayOctober152008

Hottie Of The Day: Australian Swimmer Stephanie Rice Says "Oi, Let Me Party, Yeah!?!"

So let’s just get this out of the way—when you go to Thailand to “party,” then don’t be shocked when you get back home and that partying has caused shit to blow up. That said, smoking Olympic swimming hottie...

FridaySeptember052008

Michael Phelps Will Perfect Butt-Grabbing Technique On HBO's "Entourage"

If you’ve exhausted all patience with seeing Michael Phelps’ mugged splashed everywhere these days, then you might not find it interesting that the 8-time gold medalist will be making future appearances on the current season of “Entourage.” Unless you...

FridaySeptember052008

Michael Phelps Is In Las Vegas, Perfecting His Butt-Grip

Radar was stalking Michael Phelps in Las Vegas last night and got the “Sin Verguenza!” shot that we all dream of getting when he hit up ritzy, boobie-infested, club in Sin City. Looks like Phelps is truly living the...

FridayAugust222008

Swimmer Amanda Beard Has One Word ForThose Michael Phelps Dating Rumors: Ew

Amanda Beard, you’re a class act. Not only have you paved the way to your post-swimming career doing Skinemax movies by already posing for Playboy, but when asked about a possible romance between you and Michael Phelps, you decided...

WednesdayAugust202008

'Member?: After Swimming That Long, We're Surprised She Can Hold Up That Peace Sign

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Women’s Marathon Swimming: Russia’s Larisa Ilchenko took the first gold medal in marathon swimming, an event that makes its poor competitors swim 10 kilometers, or 6.2 miles in American. She’s cute, so we’re...

TuesdayAugust192008

Spain's Synchronized Swimmer's Christmas-Like Swimsuits Banned

Here’s the deal: you can wear glittery sequence on your suit during a synchronized swimming routine, but once you start adding actual lights and batteries to your swimsuit, then expect the IOC to charge in and say, “Joder! Que...

MondayAugust182008

Is There An Omega Stopwatch/Michael Phelps Conspiracy?

When Michael Phelps touched the ledge during the 100m butterfly on Friday night, we reacted in the same manner as most Americans: shock. We thought he lost and our selfish little souls wanted nothing more than to say we...

SaturdayAugust162008

You Know You Want To See Michael Phelps 100m Butterfly Video

Michael Phelps continues to collect gold medals like we collect parking tickets. After trailing in seventh place during the first 50m of the 100m butterfly, Phelps charged towards the finish line in what can be described as the most...

FridayAugust152008

'Member?: Michael Phelps Awesomeness Gets Him HIs 6th Gold Medal

Olympic Men’s Swimming: On the way to the Olympics Water Cube, where he’d break his own world record in the 200m individual medley to win his 6th Gold medal as well as qualify for the 100m butterfly, Michael Phelps...

WednesdayAugust132008

Michael Phelps Is An Aquaman Extraordinaire, Wins 10th And 11th Olympic Gold

Update: Michael Phelps & Company shattered the world-record in the 200m Relay and beat their closest opponent by five seconds. Phelps collected his fifth gold medal of the games and 11th overall, solidifying his title as greatest swimmer ev-er!...

TuesdayAugust122008

The Aussies Get Dirty With Their Snaps Against England, Accuse Them Of Being Soap Dodgers

Apparently the gloves are off between nations during this edition of The Games. First we had this slight against the host Chinese by the Spaniards; then there was the French swimmers talking smack against the American before choking on...

MondayAugust112008

Women's 400 m Freestyle Champion Laura Manaudou Finishes Dead Last In Race, First In Hot Pics

Defending 400 m freestyle world champ Laura Manaudou finished dead last during yesterday’s swimming competition and it was a stunner to most viewers who expected her to run away with some metallic configuration around her neck. Unbeknown to us...

ThursdayJuly312008

What We You Doing Yesterday While A One Armed Man Tried Crossing The English Channel?

What is the sound of one arm swimming? Well, if you were around the English Channel yesterday, you might have heard it because that’s when one-armed French carpenter Olivier Desmet tried to swim it. The 56-year-old Desmet, who lost...

MondayJune162008

Deepest Pool In The World Reminds Us Of An Aquarium

Brussels, Belgium is home to fine chocolates, delicious beer and the European Union. It’s also the residence of the deepest pool in the world. And by deepest pool we mean an aquarium-like structure that requires scuba gear, flippers and...

WednesdayApril162008

Speedo LZR Racer Fastskin Full-Length Bodysuit Makes You Zip Through Water Like A Dolphin

The sleek new Speedo LZR fastskin Racer swimsuit ($550) makes you look like a superhero from The Incredibles. As you can see from the video, it also enhances the bulk of your thighs and propels the Vitruvian man to...

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