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FridayOctober312008

Orange Burst? Remembering Your Stadium's Signature Fragrance

What could be girlier than this? In an effort to help Tampa Bay Rays fans to recall their fondest memories of the World Series, the Texas-based company DMX perfumed the lobby of Tropicana Field with a special scent: orange...

TuesdayOctober282008

Free Taco! Sorta Free Beer!

If you’re looking for food, and you’d rather not pay for it, then today is your big day. Thanks to Tampa Bay Rays shortstop Jason Bartlett Game 1 steal of second base, Taco Bell is offering anyone who’d like...

FridayOctober242008

'Member?: Tampa Bay Set Their Sails For A Game Two Win

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night World Series Game Two: Rays’ pitcher James Shields threw 5 2/3 innings of shutout ball to capture his first win since the division series opener as Tampa Bay evened the series with Philadelphia....

ThursdayOctober232008

'Member?: Are You Ready For A Gentler, Kindler Philadelphia? Yeah, We're Not Either

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night World Series Game One: It’s been a rough 20 years since Philadelphia saw their last title. But that was before the man known as Cole Hamels brought his pitching sexiness to the City...

MondayOctober202008

Barack Obama Isn't A Terrorist, But He Might Be A Fairweather Fan (Duh-Duh-Duuuhhhhh)

Talk about an October surprise! Barack Obama seems to be co-opting America’s pastime as the election draws even closer. First came news that his 30-minute TV commercial buy for next Wednesday would push back the sixth game of the...

WednesdayOctober152008

'Member?: The Tampa Bay Rays Like To Hit Home Runs

ALCS Game Four In the past four games, the Tampa Bay Rays have like a million home runs… okay, fine, they’ve hit 10. But in the past three games, they’ve lit up the Red Sox like Christmas trees, knocking...

TuesdayOctober142008

'Member?: Tampa Bay Takes Back Homefield Advantage; Phillies Get One Step Closer To The Series

MLB ALCS Game Three; NLCS Game Four: Apparently sure things aren’t so sure in the playoffs. Jon Lester was supposed to be the rock in the Boston rotation, but he got rocked by BJ Upton and Evan “He’s Dominican?”...

MondayOctober132008

Evan Longoria Isn't Exactly In The Running For Grand Marshal Of The Next Dominican Day Parade

When the Tampa Bay Rays won the AL East this year, their fans did what most fanbases do when they’re suddenly struck with success after a long time of futility—they release their joy through wacky group moves. This time...

FridayOctober102008

Heads Up: No Monkey Butler Is He

How sad is it that this monkey can do a set of knuckle push-ups and we can’t? The answer is very. [Best Week Ever]...

ThursdayOctober092008

Heads Up: Halloween+Costumed Cheerleaders Is Always A Good Time

Here are a few Tampa Bay Bucs cheerleaders—including number seven on our hottest Latina NFL Cheerleader list, Tiffany—going to a Halloween haunted house at Busch Gardens. We would make a candy joke here, but that would just make us...

TuesdayOctober072008

Heads Up: Nerd Rage Is The Second Leading Killer Of Gamers (The First Is OD'ing On Mountain Dew)

Wow. First of all, lower your computer volume if you’re at work watching this NSFW tirade. While this seems like a couple of benign young men at a gaming tournament, it gets pretty intense after the kid on the...

TuesdayOctober072008

'Member?: Tampa Bay And Boston Get Ready To Rumble In The ALCS

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: Both tickets to the American League Championship series were punched last night as BJ Upton’s two home runs help Tampa Bay knock off Chicago, and a horribly executed bunt-and-run in a tied...

FridayOctober032008

'Member?: Evan Longoria Wasn't Desperate At The Plate, Knocks In Two Dingers In Rays Win

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: Evan Longoria and the Tampa Bay Rays both had great debuts on the playoff stage. Longoria led the first time playoff Rays with two home runs that propelled them to the win....

ThursdaySeptember252008

Evan And Eva Longoria—Seperated By An N, But Not By Fame

Should Tony Parker be worrying about now? The Spurs star isn’t the only athlete in his wife, Eva Longoria-Parker’s, radar. Evan Longoria, the former Long Beach State star and current Tampa Bay Rays super-rookie, has started a correspondence with...

WednesdaySeptember242008

'Member?: Carlos Vela Makes Arsenal Fans Happy In The Pants

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Carling Cup: It’s hot, it’s fierce, it’s Carling Cup action—comin’ at ‘ya! The completion so eh that even Tottenham’s in it started with Arsenal pounding Sheffield United with the help of their Mexican...

TuesdaySeptember232008

'Member?: The Chargers Didn't Let The Refs Lose The Game For Them This Time

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: You had to think that the Chargers got a little fight in them in the fourth quarter of last night’s win over the Jets, even with a huge lead. Between Brett Favre...

WednesdaySeptember172008

'Member?: Chelsea Takes One Big Champions League Step To Rome

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Champions League: Luiz Felipe Scolari isn’t getting too giddy about the other top table teams in the EPL just yet (it is a long season, after all), but he should be happy that...

TuesdayAugust262008

Florida Marlins' Jorge Cantu Tells Loser Mexican Little Leaguers That It's Okay To Be Losers

While the fans of the Matamoros, Mexico Little League team that were one win away from the championship were saddened by their loss to Hawaii, one fan wasn’t. Marlins’ third baseman and Mexican national team player Jorge Cantu is...

WednesdayAugust202008

'Member?: After Swimming That Long, We're Surprised She Can Hold Up That Peace Sign

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Women’s Marathon Swimming: Russia’s Larisa Ilchenko took the first gold medal in marathon swimming, an event that makes its poor competitors swim 10 kilometers, or 6.2 miles in American. She’s cute, so we’re...

TuesdayAugust122008

Carlos Peña Autographs Taco, Some Dude Eats It

Disgracing a taco by inking it up with a signature is sacrilegious in some parts of Mexico (and little Mexico, a.k.a. Los Angeles). But if you eat a taco that’s been autographed by a professional baseball player, and that...

WednesdayJuly022008

'Member? BoSox Get Trumped Up Again By Surging Rays.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB 2008: So, this Tampa Bay Rays team isn’t that much of a fluke. After being sidelined since he threw a one-hitter, Matt Garza pitched a gem against the Boston Red Sox and...

TuesdayJuly012008

'Member? Tampa Bay Rays Are Still Atop The Leaderboard In The AL East.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB 2008: Drunk with Euro tournament fever, we haven’t really checked in on MLB’s standings because, frankly, there isn’t a need to until late August. As of now, the Tampa Bay Rays are...

TuesdayApril152008

Latino Fantasy Baseball: Where It's Never Too Early To Call Up Evan Longoria

Alex Ferreyra is playing a season of fantasy baseball with just Latino players. You can read his original article here, and send him tips on players or comments about how he screwed up his team here. When I was...

FridayApril112008

Tampa Bay Rays' Pitcher Al Reyes Spits Blood, Gets Tased, Is An Aztec Warrior?

If you want to get the point across that you’re a psycho, spit blood on nightclub patrons and swing your arms wildly until you get someone to tase you. Twice. That’s what Tampa Bay pitcher Al Reyes reverted to...

WednesdayMarch122008

The New York Yankees And Tampa Bay Rays Get Their Brawl On

Yesterday Tommy Lasorda waddles out to argue a call in Vero Beach and now the Rays and Yankees are brawling? Who says nothing counts during Spring training? Brawls and scuffles need practice and training as well, and the New...

TuesdayMarch042008

'Member? Tampa Bay Rays Should Get Barry Bonds.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Spring Training: A 4-0 Tampa Bay Rays start to the preseason is twilight zone-ish so they should add a dose of Barry Bonds to push it over the edge. Tampa Bay 10, Detroit...

MondayFebruary252008

Barry Bonds Is Going To The Tampa Bay Devil Rays?

Barry Bonds’ services are comparable to a Mexican dentist: the practice may be shady, but the price just may be good enough to take. Of course, no offense to Mexican denists. Barry Bonds holds the record for most homeruns...

FridayJanuary182008

Comeback Player Of The Year Carlos Pena Signs New Deal With Tampa Bay. That's The Joke.

Carlos Pena had a stellar year in 2007, and to say thanks, the Tampa Bay Devil Rays decided to provide him with a hefty raise. Unfortunately, he’ll be playing in Tampa. And no one told him that’s a bad...

MondayOctober152007

Carlos Pena Wins Comeback Player Of The Year And His Identity Back

Carlos Pena has been named 2007’s AL Comeback Player of The Year. If you’re left scratching your head as to who the hell he is, don’t feel bad because he doesn’t. That lack of recognition didn’t stop him from...

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