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FridayNovember142008

Heads Up: Nerd Summons Power To Beat Michael Jordan One-On-One

Ariel Investments CEO and Chairman John Rogers is as cool as he sounds, but he had enough game to beat Michael Jordan in a one-on-one game. Of course, this was MJ being paid a few hundred grand to play...

ThursdaySeptember112008

"Usual Suspects" Writer Christopher McQuarrie Launches "Persons Unknown", Teams Up With Televisa

“Usual Suspects” is the type of film we apply the phrase, “Dude, you haven’t seen it!” and then promptly grab our DVD, sit whomever hasn’t seen the flick and watch it with them. Attentively. And with the giddiness of...

WednesdaySeptember102008

This Is Why Media Companies Shouldn't Own Teams—Univision Might Lose Club América Games Because Of A Pissing Match

We never thought that there could a worse outcome from a media giant owning a major league franchise than when Disney released Angels In The Outfield, but here we are. The Mexican media conglomco Grupo Televisa has gotten into...

FridaySeptember052008

Michael Phelps Will Perfect Butt-Grabbing Technique On HBO's "Entourage"

If you’ve exhausted all patience with seeing Michael Phelps’ mugged splashed everywhere these days, then you might not find it interesting that the 8-time gold medalist will be making future appearances on the current season of “Entourage.” Unless you...

WednesdayAugust202008

The NFL And ESPN Deportes To Turn "Monday Night Football" Into A Fiesta

You know what’s been missing from your NFL viewing? Hank Williams III’s iconic tune in Espaneesh. But whimper no more, dear Latino reader. The NFL is teaming up with ESPN Deportes to bring Spanish-speaking football fans a more familiar...

FridayAugust152008

"Heroes" New Season Trailer Released, Hayden Panettiere Is A Bad Girl

It’s about time producers of “Heroes” yanked “Hiro” out of Japan. Seriously, how long were we supposed to deal with his secret longing for a Japan’s most beautiful woman? NBC is set to showcase the new season’s trailer on...

TuesdayJuly292008

Televisa To Launch Soccer Channel "Planeta Futbol"

Looking for a way to merge, let’s say, Fox En Espanol and Fox Soccer Channel? Well, it looks like Televisa is releasing a new soccer channel combining everything you want a Spanish soccer channel to have, plus some added...

ThursdayJune262008

Apparently The Euro 2008 Feed Is Broadcast To The World Through A Single DirecTV Satellite

People throughout the world yesterday (including our Mexico City bureau chief) needed to double up their blood pressure meds when the feed for the Germany/Turkey match went out for about fifteen minutes. And it’s not like it went blank...

TuesdayJune172008

Hulk Hogan Will Try To Make Groundbreaking TV By Breaking TV's Screech's Back

Hulk Hogan is trying to get past his creepy, daughter ass-grabbing phase by producing a television show that will heal humanity like a million Mother Theresas. Just kidding. Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling will pit washed-up celebs like Dennis...

TuesdayJune102008

Luchadores As Bad Guys? Obviously There's A Woman Involved. Oh Yeah, And Vampire Cows.

Luchadores are usually the good guys, so why is the new ABC Family show The Middleman showing these two masked men ready to pulverize any esse that comes their way? What kind of world do we live in where...

ThursdayMay082008

Univision Unveils Plans For Soccer Reality Series "El Juego Supremo"

We had no idea a soccer reality series (that isn’t David Beckham’s life) is what we need to quench our undying fervor for soccer. But it’s exactly what our ADD needs. Spanish network Univision is teaming up with The...

MondayApril212008

Cesc Fabregas Is Angry, Getting TV Show, Is Angry

Do Not, we repeat, DO NOT watch this clip while listening to anything that is of the “Rock N Roll” variety, or else you’ll find yourself snarling, suffering from whiplash and cursing the heavens because Iggy Pop told you...

ThursdayApril172008

Derek Moore Turns The Big 4-0 And Plays One Mo'...Game

Former Atlanta Falcons and Detroit Lions running back Derek Moore is a 40 year old with a mission. Yes, repelling the effects of osteoporosis is a full-time job, but that’s not what we’re talking about. TV Land debuted their...

ThursdayDecember272007

As The New England Patriots Go For Perfection On Sunday, The Networks Engage In A Little Broadcast A Trois

If you’re flipping around TV Sunday night and keep on seeing the Pats/Giants game, don’t worry, your set isn’t broken. For the first time ever, the NFL will be showing the same game on three channels-CBS, NBC and the...

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