Whas happened in sports last night. NFL: The Titans of present took a perfect record against the former Titans known currently known as the New York Jets and lost for the first time this year. Now the instapundits are...

Do we feel bad about putting up a gallery of Ana Ivanovic now that she’s taken? Absolutely not. In fact, we think it’s our duty to show you the hotness of a women that are completely unattainable, even before...

Oh, this is truly a sad day. Gorgeous Serbian tennis player Ana Ivanovic has confirmed she and Spain’s Fernando Verdasco are an item. Really… the guy with the fauxhawk? She said that they started seeing each other during the...

With that whole MMA thing not working out exactly as he’d hope, this video shows us there’s hope for Kimbo Slice after all. We went to the Jets-Bengals game last week and can vouch for the fact that at...

Ana Ivanovic didn’t last long at the US Open, but she continues to thrive outside of the courts. Her latest endorsement comes by way of the “Got Milk” ads that make us laugh. Every. Single. Time. We see them....

We didn’t watch Serena Williams victory against No. 2 ranked Jelena Jankovic because we were busy climbing a 15,000 foot mountain in Mexico where everyone at the bottom of the hill warned us that we weren’t going to make...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: If you’re wondering why the Patriots only scored two touchdowns over a woeful KC defense, you must’ve been sleeping off a major hangover Sunday and missed the first weekend of the NFL...

Novak Djokovic is one cranky and bitchy dude (wonder why). After beating Andy Roddick last night in Flushing, Queens, Djokovic decided to do all the self-chest and arm pumping his body would allow. Was it to show up A-Rod?...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: No defense, no problem. That must’ve been the New York Giants’ mantra entering their season opener last night against the Washington Redskins. It doesn’t matter that the defensive ends from last year’s...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night US Open: They’re both pushing 30, but we’re sure Serena and Venus Williams played like they were still in their teens out in Compton. Only, it was in front of the nation and...

Some of us have a severe addiction to sneakers, thus can’t afford TiVo. So we were faced with a conundrum this evening: watch Serena Williams take on Venus Williams or watch Sarah Palin, former sports reporter and Aqua Net...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night US Open: Novak Djokovic battled hip, ankle and tummy troubles to beat Spain’s Tommy Robredo during US Open play to reach the quarterfinals. Call us curious, but maybe if he had someone there...

While most athlete blogs are full of excitement and intrigue about their gigantic pools or hot new ride (automotive or otherwise), Rafael Nadal’s blog during the US Open has opened our eyes into his days. And boy… are they...

We’ve all been there. Let out of the big game with no tickets and no one to flash your boobs to get in. Blogger Jean Hsu and her friend found themselves in such a situation outside of the US...

In a we’re not going to buy it coincidence rivaled only by Barack Obama’s “surprise” appearance at end of Joe Biden’s acceptance speech, tennis ace Novak Djokovic denied claims that he and sexy Paraguayan javeliner Leryn Franco are dating....

Unlike Alex Rodriguez’s love-affair with the new Latino boy band “Menudo”, Rafael Nadal doesn’t give a rat’s tail about sound checks from teenie-bopper boy bands. Especially when rehearsals are breaking his concentration during his US Open warmups. Spain’s tennis-treasure...

Rafael Nadal’s stature as the ATP’s top-ranked player should come with numerous perks and benefits resembling those of a Sultan. In fact, he should probably be treading on roses everywhere he steps at this juncture of his career. Because...

Well that was fast. Leryn Franco has officially turned into the hottest gal on the net. No one can abstain from talking about the Paraguayan belle for more than ten minutes and she didn’t even medal in the Olympics....

Contrary to belief that athlete’s need to manage great gains on the field to increase endorsement dividends off the field, Anna Kournikova completely thrashes the concept of extraordinary athlete=tons of dough. See, she’s what you call a fluke: a...

Everyone was projecting a Wimbledon rematch between Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal like if it was already scheduled to take place at the Olympics. Unfortunately, US Olympic tennis player James Blake had other plans. Having never beaten Federer in...

Oh, Spain. How are you going to get away with this one? After photographs were revealed last week of the Spanish basketball team making derogatory gestures towards their Olympic hosts, a photo of the Spanish Tennis Team has surfaced...

Being the reigning Wimbledon champion has many perks. First, hot girlfriend probably loves you more. Second, you get an asteroid named after you because you’re that amazing. Three, you get to tell the people that put on these tournaments...

One of the questions we throw around here at the Machochip headquarters is why professional athletes sometimes cast themselves as the underdog to gain a competitive advantage (also: why does Hot Pockets cheese burn more than regular cheese?). Take...

After winning Wimbledon, most players usually get the press and citizens of their place of origin fawning over them for a while—at least until the US Open. But the Spaniards, they love a winner. The Astronomical Observatory of Mallorca...

Of all the getting hit by a car on your wedding sort of luck to hit us today, we’ve come back from a luncheon with the jefe to find that number one ranked women’s tennis hottie player, Ana Ivanovic,...

In a stunning upset, Maria Sharapova and her novel, white tuxedo shirts will be no more at Wimbledon. Sharapova struggled early and saw a 154th ranked player by the name of Alla Kudryavtseva beat her silly 6-2 and 6-4....

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Wimbledon: Ana Ivanovic doesn’t like reading about herself on the internet, which is a shame because we think she’s gorgeous, and we’d worship her forever, if only she’d give us a chance. Like,...

It’s been a week since Tiger Woods won the U.S. Open on a wounded knee, but the victory is still reverberating around the sports world. As Wimbledon gets underway today, Rafael Nadal is telling the world that he’s in...

Tennis’ oldest competitive event will be sans Maria Sharapova glitz after the formerly ranked number one seeded women’s tennis player disclosed that she was going with a more “classic” look during this year’s tournament. Which means Wimbeldon just lost...

Wimbledon, the oldest tennis championship, has embraced technology in earnest this year, complete with a Facebook page and liveblogs written by an “independent editorial team.” Possible posts include “Rafa Nadal: Is his success due to his Samson-like hair?” and...

Ever wonder what Rafael Nadal’s dopplegangers might look like if made from clay? Well this really freakin’ odd KIA ad illustrates that they’d be little head-banded shrieking grunts. Also, they’d be sodomized for the good of mankind like the...

Busted Coverage “secured a video” of Maria Sharapova tossing a football on a tennis court somewhere in hot Chickilandia. She throws well, follows through and has the kick and enthusiasm reminiscent of, um, an athletic woman. Our guess is...

Sonchat and Sanchai Ratiwatana, Thai tennis twins, went into action when their hotel caught on fire in Bordeaux yesterday. The duo, who were in the city to play in a tournament, went room to room with wet towels over...

Do you watch women’s tennis? Probably not. But you should know that the Women’s Tennis Association is threatening to sanction sultry tennis star Maria Sharapova up to $1million if she doesn’t appear in a promotional shoot in Rome. Unless...

Let’s just get this out in the open. Has Anna Kournikova lost her sex appeal? The Russian beauty trained for a Miami triathlon this month and melted away. We were positive it was either crack, or a severe addiction...

Mikhail Youzhny didn’t approve of that shot hitting the net. We think he’s ticked because SONY Erikson didn’t call him to play on water. It’s only speculation. But you have to love this guy’s passion. Smack yourself with a...

Maria Sharapova interviewed with this month’s German edition of Vanity Fair and disclosed she’s looking for a love match. The Autralian Open champ spread out everything you need to know to get into her pants steal her heart. “If...

Here is a video of Diego Maradona, Lionel Messi and Carlos Tevez playing a hybrid soccer/volleyball game Diego obviously thought of during a crazed Medellin night in 1984. There are so many questions we want answered: why is Messi...

Scumbag 1: “Dude, she’s only 17.” Scumbag 2: “No way!”...

There’s been a consistent chattiness about how sexy the Australian Open has been this year, and we couldn’t agree more. Yet, one broadcaster, Roger Rasheed, took it one step further by praising sweet Venus Williams’ ass on live television....

We watch a fair amount of tennis besides Federer matches and Serena’s ass going side to side (how does she move so quick with a trunk so full?). That’s why when we found out that a group of Greeks...

Five year-old Jan Silva is a tennis prodigy whose been smacking the snot out of tennis balls since he was two. We can’t remember two, but we’re positive we were just smacking around snot. The Los Angeles Times recently...

This is the most egregious run on the field we’ve ever seen—right into the huddle! More importantly, since this was a Thursday night NFL game, could you still use one of the other cameras to see the idiot, or...

Man, we hope this wasn’t after drinking a whole jug of cheap sangria and eating jamón serrano nachos. We’ve been there and that does not smell pretty. [The Offside Rules] Cesc Fabregas says that he’s not a great player...

Nobody suspected anything when German Tommy Haas had to sit out a semi-final Davis-Cup match against Russia because he was crapping his lights out. He was diagnosed with gastro-enteritis and was pooping himself silly. He was replaced on his...

Reigning tennis king Roger Federer recently met with journalist (PBS) Charlie Rose to discuss the enticing rivalry between him and fellow Spanish tennis star, Rafael Nadal (pictured left.) The interview commenced with Federer rambling on about why he’s the...

Deciding it’s his life’s duty to sex as many famous women (Jessica Simpson, Kirsten Dunst, etc.) in real life as we do in our dreams, Maroon 5’s lead singer Adam Levine let it slip that he and Russian tennis...