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SaturdayNovember292008

Worst. Cookbook. Ever. If You Thought Testicles Made Bad Food, How About Semen Recipes?

Remember a few weeks back, when we took the opportunity to gross our readers out with some delightful recipes that used animal testicles as their main ingredient? As bad as that was, we think we can top it. A...

FridayOctober102008

Browns' Kellen Winslow Continues The "Tragedies Befalling Athletes' Testicles" Thread

Oh man, it’s been a bad year for athletes and their testes. We had the Cubs’ Felix Pie get his twisted; the Diamondbacks’ Chris Snyder had his fractured; German soccerista and Bielefeld midfielder Markus Schuler had his manually given...

WednesdayOctober082008

The Testicle Cookbook Is Chock Full Of Tasty Testicle Recipes

Finally, we have a cookbook that hits below the belt. The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls, authored by Serbian chef Ljubomir Erovic , is a multimedia tome available through online publisher YUDU dealing exclusively with the fine culinary art...

ThursdayJuly102008

Meet The San Fermin Festival Mascot: Mr. Testis.

We don’t feel the need to translate much here because the visual elements supplied by the batty reporter are enough to explain what’s going on: there’s a bull mascot with dangling testicles and he runs around while they flop...

ThursdayJuly032008

Chris Snyder's Testicles Can Relate To Felix Pie's

We’ve had our fair share of testicle injuries to grace this site. Yet, none more horrific than this poor fellow. Since we’ve absolutely no idea who he is, we have no means in which to investigate the state of...

MondayJune302008

Heads Up: David Beckham Will Pelt Your Family Jewels And Smile.

David Beckham and the Galaxy went heads up with D.C. United yesterday and lost miserably. Only consolation for them is knowing that David Beckham’s kicks still have enough to knock the daylights out of an opposing player. New stratagem,...

FridayApril042008

Taking The Titty Twister Down South

The man you see above giving the opposing player the Felix Pie business is Hamburg’s David Jarolim, and he’s been slapped with a four game suspension by the Bundesliga for the above offense. We don’t think four games is...

WednesdayJanuary232008

Denver Nuggets' Nene Had A Bad Testicle, Is A-Ok

Brazilian basketball player Nene Hilario had some bad news to begin 2008. The Denver Nugget’s forward underwent surgery on a testicle last week (we could really end this here) and the ensuing biopsy revealed that the tumor was malign....

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