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FridayOctober102008

In A Small Texas Town, Even The Polynesians Are Mexican

Playing high school football in Los Angeles, there was only one thing scarier than finding out the team you had to face started a major group of Polynesians on the front lines, and that was finding out the team...

TuesdayAugust122008

The Chupacabra Is Alive And Kickin' In Texas!

The mythical beast known as the Chupacabra has been reported in places like Puerto Rico, Peru, Mexico and Florida, but none of them have actual video of a beast recognized around the world for sucking it’s prey dry of...

ThursdayMarch062008

Carlos Lee Is Mad For Cows

Carlos Lee, the Houston Astros’ Panamanian slugger, really knows how to negotiate clauses into his contract. Most players angle for a jacuzzi in their hotel room or fake urine by the gallon-full—Lee asked for time off from spring training...

TuesdayFebruary192008

'Member? Somebody Canceled Sports Last Night.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night? Nada College Hoops: Texas provides the only highlight of the night with a 77-50 win over A&M. [Texas Prep] English League Championship: Yes. It was this slow. There were missed penalties and late...

TuesdayFebruary122008

'Member? Arsenal Increases The Gap.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Premiership: Soon enough there will be a gap wide enough wide enough for Cristiano Ronaldo’s ego to get through. Arsenal extend first place lead by defeating Blackburn 2-0. [Belfast Telegraph] NBA: The King...

FridayDecember282007

Heads Up: The Coach Needs To Keep His Son On A Leash

From last night’s Holiday Bowl, Texas Head Coach Mack Brown’s stepson decided it was a good idea to touch a live ball during the game. Obviously you can’t learn things through osmosis. [Awful Announcing] Steve Nash is talking to...

FridayDecember282007

'Member? Roque Santa Cruz Ruins Nery Castillo's Welcome Party. Oh Wait, He Didn't Even Play.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Premiership: One more round of boxing day. Manchester City was blinded by the thought of being in fourth place; ends up fumbling lead late in the game. How is Roque Santa Cruz still...

MondayDecember032007

'Member? Club América Gets Plucked, UCLA's Crap, And Guess What: The NY Giants Aren't That Bad After All.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Sudamericana Final: Club América falls to Arsenal of Argentina 3-2 at home, making Chivas de Guadalajara fans the happiest people on earth. That’s how it works with that rivalry, right? [Terra] NFL:...

WednesdayOctober312007

Juan Pablo Montoya Doesn't Have The Key To The Bathroom

Colombian race car driver Juan Pablo Montoya’s stint on the Nextel Cup Circuit has been nothing like his F1 days. There, he was used to eating caviar off supermodels in places like Morocco before driving in a Grand Prix...

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