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WednesdayNovember192008

'Member?: Winning Eight Straight Is Easy When You've Got LeBron On Your Team

Whas happened in sports last night. NBA: LeBron James became the youngest player ever to 11,000 points, beating Kobe Bryant by 2 years (!), during his Cleveland team’s demolition of New Jersey last night. Wonder if there were any...

FridaySeptember262008

Thierry Henry Is One Left-Wing Start Away From Leaving Barcelona

We’ve never gotten used to Thierry Henry in the jester-like stripes of FC Barcelona. Be it known that we grew fond of him as a Gunner and we thought he’d end up a Gunner for life. But we wished...

ThursdayJune262008

Steve Nash Organizes Charity Soccer Game, Thierry Henry Amazes Crowd With Not So Amazing Move

Of course really cool shit happens two weeks after we depart from NYC to Mexico City for the next two years. We did live about four blocks away from Sara D. Roosevelt Park—right down the street from Whole Foods...

MondayFebruary182008

Goal Of The Day: Thierry Henry Doesn't Need A Sprint.

Thierry Henry is known for his speed, but sometimes he just needs a quick flick of the ankle, a turn and a defender to marvel at his neat tricks instead of halting him from scoring an amazing goal. Was...

TuesdayFebruary052008

Out In The Open: Carles Puyol And Thierry Henry.

Open caption for your creative pleasure. Please, don’t ever leave me, Henry. Image [Getty]...

WednesdayDecember262007

Arsenal Striker Cesc Fabregas Has The Bunk Bed All To Himself Now

Everyone, including us, thought the decline of Arsenal FC was inevitable after Thierry Henry decided to leave for Barcelona. The Gunners have proved everyone wrong, once again we’re included in that mess, and have stuck to the top tier...

MondayDecember172007

Can You Really Beat Paz Vega And A Soccer Ball?

IFC Films thought it was a good idea to pair up former World Player of the Year Thierry Henry and she’s so hot we can’t control our bulge Spanish actress Paz Vega. We actually hate celebrity pairings of this...

FridayDecember072007

Gifts For The Sports Enthusiast: How About A Pooping Ronaldinho Figure?

Are you already feeling the unnecessary stress induced by the holiday season? Have you already bailed your pursuit to find the perfect gift? Do you just hate the holiday season enough to send your loved one a figure of...

MondayDecember032007

The Offside Asks: What About Thierry Henry?

Fellow blogeros at The Offside.com recently chimed in on our Top Ten Most Fashionable Sports Playas list and asked: “Macrochip [Ed. Note: Favorite typo of the year], where’s Thierry “Titi” Henry on your list?” First a run-down of who...

TuesdayNovember272007

Thierry Henry Loves Him Some American Sports

Sports Illustrated recently sat down with French international soccer player Thierry Henry (pictured with Tony Parker) to chat with him about all the normal crap you hear in an interview. Henry talk about his boy Tony Parker, his infatuation...

WednesdayOctober312007

Thierry Henry Still Wondering What Pintxos Are

FC Barcelona striker Thierry Henry is worried that his amazing performances at Arsenal will translate to high expectations in Catalunya. Duh menso. Seems like the pressure from the media and the notoriously fickle Spanish fans are already getting to...

TuesdayOctober162007

Thierry Henry Admits He Is A Ball-Hogging Bastard

Thierry “Titi” Henry confessed that his ex-club’s demise last season (that’s Arsenal FC to all you oblivious peeps) was influenced by him always bitching for the ball. Some of his ex-teammates—ahem, current Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas—implied that Henry’s presence...

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