Tom Brady has been blasphemin’… well, in Texas and certain parts of Oklahoma, anyway. In an interview with Esquire magazine, the New England Patriots’ dreamy QB explains that he’s in the throes of an existential crisis that usually befalls...

We fantasize about almost anything on a daily basis: teleportation, money-trees growing out of the ground and an instant fat-dissolver cream we can apply under our belly button whenever we need it. Tom Brady has fantasies too. But his...

Granted, this is mildly funny. But, we don’t really understand the Waldo inspired onesies? Explain. [YouTube, via Who Ate All The Pies] The chubby Ronaldo hasn’t entirely thrown in the towel. We’re all about miracles and such, but it...

Christie’s auction house in New York is auctioning off celebrity nudes April 10th, including a titillating photograph of Tom Brady’s main squeeze, Gisele Bundchen (NSFW!). The grainy, black & white image is expected to fetch somewhere around $30,000-40,000, so...

In a case of timing that makes them look as bad (or worse) than their coach Bill Belichick’s surreptitious departure, New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady and wide receiver Randy Moss have both decided to skip next week’s Pro...

So here’s the deal. Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady’s cursed girlfriend, said she’d go topless, butt-chilling naked if her man and the Patriots lost on Sunday. An unreliable source, The Cleveland Leader, quoted Gisele as saying, “If the Pats lose,...

It should come as no surprise to anyone that a small Brazilian town has no idea who the heck New England Patriots’ QB Tom Brady is. Pele, Ronaldo, Rivaldo, Cafu, Ronaldinho, etc are the only “football” names worth remembering....

We are all hot for Ines Gomez Mont, the wedding dress seductress who tried to woo Tom Brady from Gisele at Media Day yesterday with a wedding proposal. It was all hodgepodge, but her boobs tenacity inspired us so much...

Skip the ESPN douche reporting and go straight to that soundbytes. That shrieking, eardrum drilling racket you hear isn’t Gisele talking to her man. That’s TV Azteca reporter Ines Gomez Mont prclaiming her love to New England Patriots’ QB...

Tom Brady has set the record straight after a sick obsession continuous coverage of Tom Brady’s ankle led people to believe the New England Patriots’ star quarterback may be sidelined for the Super Bowl. Brady was seen wearing a...

Gisele Bundchen has been Tom Brady’s main squeeze for some time now. And everyone has something to say about. Personally, we don’t care too much as long as she’s donning bikinis. But after this week’s boot incident, some weirdos...

The Super Bowl is not only a time of high excitement, but of major scrutiny. Any slip up will be remembered in the annals of Super Bowl lore. For this reason, Machochip contributing editor Alex Ferreyra is lending a...

TMZ has released footage (that doesn’t seem to fucking work) of New England Patriots’ QB Tom Brady strolling along New York City streets with a cast on his right foot. New England fans have most certainly begun to weep...

Tom Brady’s modesty took a backseat when asked about the Patriots stellar, game-winning drive he led against the Jaguars in Saturday night’s 31-20 victory. The dimple-chinned quarterback with the winning smile took the snap - after faking as if...

We don’t know about you, but if it came down to a choice between players admiring their game winning shot like Manny Ramirez, or doing rails of blow off a guy’s hand like Maradona here, we’d go with the...

After last month’s Jessica Simpson-T.O.-City of Dallas debacle, Tony Romo needed to be told what the deal was. But who can tell Tony Romo who he can and can’t bring to the game? He has his team poised for...

We at MachoChip don’t root for anyone. That would go against everything we stand for. That said, we really hope the New York Giants beat the New England Patriots this weekend, preventing them from a perfect season. Hey, we’re...

div#main{overflow:visible;} We’re unabashed fans of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, so when Carl decided to speak the gospel about the Mitchell Report, we had to play his disciples. [100% Injury Rate, via Deadspin] Some nastiness went down at Manchester United’s...