The San Antonio Spurs suffered a 22 point loss at the hands of the New Orleans Hornets last night due to whatever it is that makes you lose by that much. We didn’t watch the game at all, but...

Pipedream Products (NSFW), not to be confused with Wetdream Tools, released an Eva Longoria blow up doll in their collection of celebrity blow up dolls. We bet they’re going to make a butt load of money out of this...

You would think that nothing could have a lamer payoff than the alleged tryst Tony Parker had with a French model last year that ended with a whimper softer than the alleged bang that never took place. Well, you’d...

Luis Aragones isn’t in the mood to talk about why Real Madrid’s Raul isn’t on his international roster. The word “Cobarde” that you keep hearing means coward and, well, sports just make us so happy. [YouTube] Manchester United fans...

Either Tony Parker is considering retirement soon, or he’s really sick of using condoms because the San Antonio Spurs MVP point guard has revealed that his looks good with makeup, but not so good without wife should look into...

Turns out Eva Longoria won’t be on the market after all. Huffington Post reporter Dana Kennedy exhumed some proof that the French supermodel Alexandra Paressant—the chick Tony Parker was supposedly shagging—is nothing but an obsessive liar with normal clothes...

Having an ankle injury gives you plenty of time to devise a master plan to get those biatches back that called you a cheater. Tony Parker is suing photo-bandits X17 for reporting that he’d rendezvoused in the sack with...

With ParkOria denials of marital doom coming at a furious pace, a certain piece of damning evidence came to light. Dun-dun-duuuunn: text messages released by the home wrecker. Yes, the shorthand of the millennium might be coming back to...

The unholy union of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker seems to be on its last legs. That’s because a new set has entered Tony’s life-the set belonging to model Alexandra Paressant. According to the X17 web site (the same...

In professional sports, anyone can be rich, but only a chosen few can be glamorous. We’ve compiled a list of the ten most fashionable A-list players in the world, who have turned their sports stardom into a glam-rock show....

Sports Illustrated recently sat down with French international soccer player Thierry Henry (pictured with Tony Parker) to chat with him about all the normal crap you hear in an interview. Henry talk about his boy Tony Parker, his infatuation...

Suddenly there is some crazy buzz in mid-Florida that the Orlando Magic may actually be contenders this year. Oops, we just chuckled in our boxers. Yeah they are carrying a nice little six-game winning streak into San Antonio tonight,...

A reader sent us this list of reasons Latinos should root for the San Antonio Spurs to repeat as NBA Champs from Ken Burns Hates Mexicans (heh). While we don’t feel that Tony Parker’s marriage to Eva Longoria should...