In the list of annoying things girlfriends just shouldn’t do, checking their man’s cell phone for strange numbers ranks right up there with asking why he can’t just leave it on one channel (“Just because…” is the answer you’ll...

Papa Joe Simpson professed to reporters last week that his Daisy-dukin’ daughter would soon arrive in Oxnard, Ca to cheer on her quarterback boyfriend and her “favorite team”, and, as these photos attest, she arrived. Is this the demise...

But it’s ok because you still love visiting us for lovely sports gossip. Our favorite Latino footballer Tony Romo was seen with his lovely Daisy Dukin’ lass Jessica Simpson at a golf tournament in Lake Tahoe. Yes, this post...

A great number of Machochip readers voted, overwhelmingly, for Joe Simpson to be named the “Creepiest Dad” in the whole entire world! Well, next to Woody Allen. We didn’t get he could heighten his status, but there’s word we...

We don’t know what the hell is going on with offseason football news, but we sure as hell are going to be keeping tabs on who Tony Romo’s potentially shagging. With rumors morphing into cold, hard facts about Jessica...

Our way older, potty-mouthed sister, Guanabee, filled us in that Joe Simpson and his cronies have invalidated every stinkin’ rumor we wanted to believe concerning Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo’s relationship. Well, guess what hermanota? Some reporter from the...

Dallas Cowboys’ fans should rejoice if the rumors are true that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are officially over. We’re ecstatic because this means Tony Romo’s grandparents may weigh in on the matter and another serenade would be grand....

The Chicago Cubs have some interesting traditions when it comes to playing baseball. Most notably linked to their franchise are a) throwing baseballs back onto the field when an opposing player hits a HR. And b) being cursed. Severely....

You Been Blinded scored a hit today by uncovering video of Tony, a.k.a. Antonio Ramirez, Romo’s grandparents singing, speaking highly of their grandson and revealing that Tony dreamed of either playing for the Green Bay Packers, or of one...

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo take us into their bastardly rich, glamorous and decadent lives via photographs of them celebrating Romo’s 28th birthday in some suite in Dallas, TX. Here you’ll catch a glimpse of Jessica’s best Smurfette impression...

If you’re perplexed by Jessica Simpson’s portrayal of what a gypsy woman goes through every morning, then you’re not alone. It took us a moment to figure out what the hell was going on since we weren’t born in...

The Los Angeles Lakers held on (barely) to beat the Dallas Mavericks 102-100 last night in a Western Conference showdown. Mexican chavalo Antonio Romo and Jessica Simpson attended the game and are seen here wondering what the fuck happened....

Dallas Cowboy’s fans should be vehemently protesting the latest rants of Joe Simpson. According to Jessica Simpson’s pimp dad, Tony Romo is such a wonderful addition to his daughter’s life that he wouldn’t be surprised if the two got...

The Super Bowl is not only a time of high excitement, but of major scrutiny. Any slip up will be remembered in the annals of Super Bowl lore. For this reason, Machochip contributing editor Alex Ferreyra is lending a...

As the old adage goes, breaking up is hard to do. But we feel that if the other party is as annoyingly clingy as Jessica Simpson seems to be, it shouldn’t be that hard. Unfortunately for Tony Romo, she’s...

Stop the world! Tony Romo’s in town! That was the battle cry in the Texas burg of Robstown this weekend when the Cowboys quarterback and teammate Bobby Carpenter ate at a local restaurant and the whole place went insane....

A condensed version of the Dallas Cowboys’ season, set to the Looney Tunes theme. Too bad “Enter Sandman” is too long. [Deadspin] Real Madrid still hasn’t given up hope of getting Cristiano Ronaldo one day. And who would blame...

We have to be honest with you—we’re a little saddened by Tony Romo’s departure from the playoffs. No, it’s not that we root for him or the Cowboys, but we were so eager for the two weeks leading up...

Terrell Owens comes to Tony Romo’s defense after the Cowboys’ loss yesterday. Jeez, first he’s linked to Jessica Simpson; then his offensive line causes him to have a breakdown mid-game; now he’s got a crying supporter on video. There...

This gal might have a shot now that Jessica Simpson’s dad will make his daughter pull out of the Romo relationship. Or is it Romo that is pulling out? Oh snap. Whatever the case, Romo will be on the...

It’s nice to see that even in this time of heated NFL rivalries, football players can stick up for one another, even when one of them is way hotter than the other. That’s what happened yesterday when the Giants’...

When the Dallas Cowboys meet their NFC East foe New York Giants this weekend in the NFL playoffs, the outcome will depend heavily on their experience playing twice a year and the injuries on both sides… yaddayaddayadda, we know....

Apparently the bye week for the Dallas Cowboys before the second round of NFL playoffs is sorta like Spring Break for college students: a lapse of fun before the final exams begin. Tony Romo and some teammates headed down...

After last month’s Jessica Simpson-T.O.-City of Dallas debacle, Tony Romo needed to be told what the deal was. But who can tell Tony Romo who he can and can’t bring to the game? He has his team poised for...

Christmas weekend usually means that we have to take part in food preparations. We hate that because we always get stuck ruining something. Whether it’s accidentally breaking glass in the rompope, or knocking off our beanie in the beans,...

T.O. is trying to smooth things over with teammate Tony Romo after comments he made that girlfriend Jessica Simpson screwed things up for the Cowboys last weekend. Bummer. Where’s vintage T.O? The one who’d spew tangents out like a...

No matter how many times it’s shown to us, we can never stop laughing feeling bad for the skateboarder bleeding profusely from his head after attempting a crazy jump. [IFilm] Ever wanted to get a North American Soccer League...

Is Jessica Simpson the Yoko Ono of the Dallas Cowboys’ so far amazing and harmonious season? Well, as harmonious as a team can be with Terrell Owens in it. Playing Paul McCartney, T.O. decided to chime in on Simpsons’...

Yesterday was Tony Romo’s worst output of the season as his Cowboys lost to the Philly Eagles 23-7 (and he undoubtedly sunk many fantasy football teams that are in the playoffs right now). But was it Philly’s stout defense...

Can a quarterback go from back-up to “Elway-esque” over the course of one season? Apparently Dallas Cowboys head coach (and former Denver/Elway coach) Wade Phillips thinks so, giving Tony Romo that exact compliment after the anointed one lead Dallas...

After last week’s big stink about the NFL Network’s unavailability, yesterday’s news that the channel is tinkering with new technologies caught us off-guard. And by “caught us off-guard,” we mean watching Jai-Alai from Jamaica when we’d obviously love to...

We loved the description of this clip: “He is one of the nicest, most gentle giants I have ever met. The chances of this happening were the same as if Ghandi punched out a homeless person.” We’re not sure...

Here’s Nicolas Anelka of EPL’s Bolton this past weekend making the same boneheaded play you’ve seen before. But then you read something like this, and maybe it’s not so boneheaded (cha-ching!)[YouTube] Ashley Young of Aston Villa decided to give...

This Thursday night, the few people who get the NFL Network will watch the biggest NFC game of the year between the Dallas Cowboys and Green Bay Packers. The teams are 10-1, leading the race for the Super Bowl...

Dallas Cowboys’ Tony Romo: Pro Bowl quarterback, female-celebrity sexer, referee-in-training? [You Tube] The Beijing Olympics has made Chinese citizens so proud that over 3,500 babies have been named Aoyun, which means Olympics in Mandarin. Luckily for the kids, China...

Recent S.L. Benfica addition Freddy Adu hit his second game-winner in three games for the Portuguese team (wearing red in the video above). Maybe your second wind comes at 30? [The Offside Rules] Mariano Rivera is quietly negotiating a...

Has the descent of Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo’s libido already started? He was seen hanging out with Britney Spears this past weekend. We never thought we’d say this, but we vote for Bush. [Jen’s Free Throws] The MLS’...

USC’s Mark Sanchez is wasting no time in letting people know his background. The recently inserted QB, who took the reins from John David Booty two games ago, has pimped out his mouthguard with the colors of the Mexican...

He might not have beaten Tom Brady a couple of weeks ago, but Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is holding his own against Mr. All-American in one department. Antonio Ramiro (oh, didn’t you know he was half-Mexican?) was seen getting...