A great number of Machochip readers voted, overwhelmingly, for Joe Simpson to be named the “Creepiest Dad” in the whole entire world! Well, next to Woody Allen. We didn’t get he could heighten his status, but there’s word we...

We don’t know what the hell is going on with offseason football news, but we sure as hell are going to be keeping tabs on who Tony Romo’s potentially shagging. With rumors morphing into cold, hard facts about Jessica...

Our way older, potty-mouthed sister, Guanabee, filled us in that Joe Simpson and his cronies have invalidated every stinkin’ rumor we wanted to believe concerning Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo’s relationship. Well, guess what hermanota? Some reporter from the...

Dallas Cowboys’ fans should rejoice if the rumors are true that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are officially over. We’re ecstatic because this means Tony Romo’s grandparents may weigh in on the matter and another serenade would be grand....