Who: Roman Pavlyuchenko, Spurs Opponent: Blackburn League/Tournament: EPL Que Paso?: Tottenham’s Aaron Lennon dished out this perfect pass to Roman Pavlyuchenko to knock a shot past Spurs’ former keeper Paul Robinson. The score got the team not only past...

Here at the Goal of the Day headquarters, we always highlight the great goal scorers. But what about the other side of the coin. the goals that go in because of incredibly inept goalkeepers? Enter one Heurelho Gomes, Tottenham’s...

One of the bigger offseason moves that Tottenham made was to bring Mexican striker Giovani Dos Santos over to White Hart Lane from Barcelona. But while Spurs have had a resurgence of sorts under their new coach Harry Redknapp,...

Since soccer is “The World’s Game,” as it’s been called so many times, why should one language be the dominating tongue that dictates the ebb and flow of it? Two stories out of The Sun highlight the struggle two...

Whas happened in sports last night. NFL: In the four games since Tony Romo got the boo-boo on his pinky, Dallas has gone 0-4 and have been outscored by an average of 13 points a game. Worse than that,...

Spurs fans were sure to add Aaron Lennon in their prayers last night one of the mainstays from Martin Jol’s squad sent in the equalizer in the 93rd minute to secure a tie with Arsenal. It secured a point...

Whas happened in sports last night. World Series Game Five… Continued: Well that was a weird ending to the 2008 MLB season. First the fifth and eventually deciding World Series game gets postponed due to rain, and then for...

Bulletin board material is nothing new in sports. Talking trash is the name of the game when you’re trying to get inside the head of your opponent. But Arsenal’s coach Arsne Wenger and star Cesc Fabregas went to the...

We’re not saying that Tottenham Spurs co-chairman Daniel Levy reads Machochip, but Juande Ramos was fired on Saturday, the day after we said the team had to. Sure, it’s akin to saying it’s a good idea to to put...

World Series Game Four: Word to the Tampa Bay Rays—if you want to win a World Series game, it’s probably best not to let the 1-8 hitters in the Phillies lineup go up during the first inning. That’s what...

With all the Presidential endorsements getting published nowadays, we thought we’d go a different way. We’re going to take this space and actually rail against someone to lose their job. We think the leadership has gotten a little stale...

Oh Heurelho Gomes. When Spurs traded Paul Robinson for your goal keeping skills, we don’t think this is what they were expecting. Gomes’ handling of an Udinese shot looked like he was slipping on ice or a doing a...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night World Series Game Two: Rays’ pitcher James Shields threw 5 2/3 innings of shutout ball to capture his first win since the division series opener as Tampa Bay evened the series with Philadelphia....

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB ALCS Game Seven: Last night ended ten years of futility in Tampa Bay as the Rays beat the Red Sox to advance to the World Series. Not only had they never even...

The San Jose Earthquakes, and their ownership led by the Oakland A’s GM Billy Beane, have decided to make a move more puzzling than our decision to buy stocks last week (we were sure they’d go no lower!). They’ve...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: It took them 12 innings, but the LA Angels stopped the bleeding against the Boston Red Sox last night. Erick Aybar hit a single in the top of that frame to knock...

When the start of the EPL season rolled around, a lot of people (like us) were wondering if Tottenham were going to be as good as they seemed on-paper with new signings like Giovani Dos Santos and Roman Pavlyuchenko....

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night International Friendly: Own goal losses suck, but so much more when it’s a team you should be able to handle. Thus is the case of the Mexican national team, who came to Los...

Dimitar Berbatov’s departure to Manchester United from Tottenham last month sent shockwaves through the league. Not so much because of the trade itself, but the fact that it actually got done. Seriously, it took all of the offseason and...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night College Football: A 42-yard field-goal was the difference for the UCLA Bruins as they stunned the 18th-ranked Tennessee Volunteers in overtime at the Rose Bowl. Third string quarterback Kevin Craft overcame four first...

Puppet Jose Mourinho has come back to Setanta to kick his brand of Portuguese knowledge. This time, he brings us a special video to help the poor, unfortunate Dimitar Berbatovs out there who need a home. Help, and you...

Dimitar Berbatov—currently of the Tottenham Hotspur Berbatovs—has caused an uproar in North London. Yesterday, while traveling with his Bulgarian national teammates to Bosnia for a match, the increasingly in-demand striker decided to sign a fan’s jersey—a Red Devil’s kit—and...

When the EPL season came to a close last year, the buzz around the Tottehnham Spurs was more akin to a chorus of caws coming from vultures circling White Hart Lane. Even though Juande Ramos won the Carling Cup...

This may not be the first public photo of Giovani Dos Santos in a Tottenham kit, but it’s the first we’ve seen. And we’re ecstatic at the thought of seeing him tangling with some of the EPL’s best: Cesc...

When Martin Jol was relieved of his duties as the Tottenham Spurs coach, with him went the “playing not to lose” mentality that plagued his tenure. The new Juande Ramos regime came in mid-season, and while not perfect, his...

“Agents agree to terms” is always a phrase that’s regularly tossed around throughout transfer rumors and we don’t like it one bit. But, news out of London has us scratching our noggins and wondering what in the world Giovanni...

Tottenham Hotspur players have been complaining about a newfound stench in the club house. Is it the pestulence of victory? No. It’s actually the methane release of Tottenham Hotspur players who are coping with coach Juande Ramos’ strict diet....

It was one year ago today that current Tottenham Hotspur head coach—and former Sevilla FC head coach—Juande Ramos was knocked the funk out by a bottle thrown from a Real Betis fan during a Copa Del Rey match in...

Champagne bottles, unrestrained joy and belligerent drunken tantrums are the greatest way to celebrate victory. Just ask Tottenham Hotspur capitan Ledley King. He was bounced from a club called Faces (cleverrific) last night for taking his jubilation to the...

Whas Happen In Sports Last Night Uefa Cup: We should find the organizers, hog-tie them, tar and feather them and leave them on the sidewalk to suffer. By the way, Tottenham Hotspur narrowly escaped disaster against Slavia Prague, but...

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend NBA: Lebron declares 41 reasons why he’s better than Kobe…for the evening. Cleveland 98, Los Angeles 95. [AP] FA Cup: A Cristiano Ronaldo clinic. Manchester United 3, Tottenham 1. [ESPN Soccernet] Tennis: Maria...

Fresh off a drubbing of Arsenal in the Carling Cup Semis, players for Tottenham Spurs should be happy and having fun, right? Not for Spurs French defender Pascal Chimbonda. He got real real talking to the British tabloids about...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Carling Cup: Holy rotten wtf’s sports fanaticos. Tottenham Hotspur ended a “9 year winless streak against Arsenal” to progress in the Carling Cup. That’s ironically the same time it took Diego Maradona to...

Team sports may be for jerk jocks, but at least there’s never the threat of getting turned into a speed bump playing football. Well, unless you’re hanging out with Leonard Little. [Spike] The Colorado Rockies asked about Johan Santana....

We love Tottenham striker Dimitar Berbatov because A) he’s probably the best striker not in Champion’s League play—as shown by his four goal burst against Aston Villa last Saturday—and B) he looks like a Bulgarian Andy Garcia. Apparently his...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Rose Bowl: Illinois weren’t in it for the game. We saw tons of their fans (and husky fellas that might have been players) at Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica on New Year’s...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: Antonio Romo took a break from shagging pop-stars and beat Green Bay’s Brett Favre/Aaron Rodgers duo 37-27. Next on the list: conquering Jessica Simpson’s pantie drawer. [Dallas Morning News] Uefa Cup: Atletico...

After this collision, tell us who’s the lithe, 5’10” running back, and who’s the linebacker previously suspended for steroids. [Deuce of Davenport] Former Tottenham coach Martin Jol turned down an offer from Birmingham City to be their next coach....

We always here of the small town kid heading to the big city to fulfill his/her dreams. But unless you’re a cracked out nature freak, or hippie, the progression of the big city kid doesn’t involve any dreams that...

Dallas Cowboys’ Tony Romo: Pro Bowl quarterback, female-celebrity sexer, referee-in-training? [You Tube] The Beijing Olympics has made Chinese citizens so proud that over 3,500 babies have been named Aoyun, which means Olympics in Mandarin. Luckily for the kids, China...

It’s turning out to be a Monday manager mayhem spectacular at Machochip HQ today. We’re so hot with stories about coaches that we definitely can’t stop now. Sevilla FC president Jose Maria del Nido is still ticked at the...

Phoenix Suns point guard Steve Nash’s back is as brittle as corn bread, so he’s already looking towards his post-basketball retirement plans. Nash set the record straight about rumors that he was about to shell out 300 million pounds...

Sevilla FC of Spain is furious at EPL team Tottenham for the “treacherous” way they poached the Spanish side’s manager, Juande Ramos. Ramos took over for Martin Jol late last week, but had been rumored to do so for...