The Ronaldo transvestite saga has officially come to a close with every one of them penis-weilding transvestites confessing that there was neither sex, nor were there drugs, involved in the escapades that ruined Ronaldo’s marketing appeal. What stands is...

We’re going to beat this Ronaldo/Transvestite story like a trance-inducing drum because a) it’s dramatic b) jelloo, it’s Ronaldo and hookers with wangs and c) this story doesn’t want to die. Ronaldo’s vehemently denied there was any sexual intercourse...

Ronaldo is trying to hide his sausage-fest for good. In an interview with Brazilian publication O Globo, Ronaldo attests that he was wrong in picking up transvestites. But, he also wants you to know he tried everything in his...

Ronaldo is in complete denial. Yesterday we reported that he was on the verge of losing his lifetime contract with Vietnamese sweatshop entrepreneur Nike because of that transvestite thing. Pained with the reality that he might be homeless and...

It was only a matter of time (like 24 hours) until the bottom fell out of Ronaldo’s escapade that involved three transvestites. Today we learned the details of the pick-up artist at work, and now we’ve got word Ronaldo’s...

AC Milan striker Ronaldo was quick to pronounce yesterday that he did solicit three prostitutes that turned out to be transvestites, but he’s gone into hiding since the fiasco, canceling two scheduled television appearances and taking hospice at a...

Andre Luis Ribeiro Albertino, seen here with Ronaldo’s car documents, is one of the three prostitutes that the AC Milan striker solicited in Rio this weekend. After seeing this photo, we’re convinced Ronaldo’s knee-injury from February severely impaired his...

We’re oblivious to the type of insurmountable shame necessary to voluntarily go to police after discovering prostitutes accompanying you have “franks and beans” stored in their panties. AC Milan’s Ronaldo (the fat one) discovered the prostitutes he hired, after...

Apparently there’s still some grief on the part of Oscar De La Hoya’s camp about those provocative Drag shots released a few months back. De La Hoya’s attorneys have released an agreement signed by Milana Dravnel—the notorious stripper/photographer—stating the...