Obinna Nsofor’s bullet distanced the Nigerians enough to rest assured that a ten-man US team wouldn’t harm them after this goal. Even though the US snatched a penalty kick, delivered it home and made it 2-1, their attempt at...

This is just unforgivable. There’s only one nation that has conquered the US Women’s Soccer team since 2000 and it’s Norway. Well guess what? The Scandanavian ladies rocked the US with a stunning 2-0 defeat to take the first...

How some guys survive snorting more than five grams of cocaine a day, or manage to drink two bottles of whiskey every 24 hours without keeling over dead is a miraculous. So, when we heard about Santino Quaranta’s drug...

By our count, Xavi Alonso took out five defenders—including the goalie—to score this goal. Somehow, we imagine that he could have sliced through the entire team to get this done because the initial move that freed him up was...

USA’s national soccer team was expecting to stun England on their home turf, but the direct opposite happened. And it all started with this brilliant header from John Terry. Sure the guy likes to spit blazing hot loogies at...

Imagine if NBC decided to move “The Office” because the Boston Red Sox were playing the Tokyo Giants in an exhibition game on the same night, at the same hour. The reason the Red Sox would be playing the...

Has Freddy Adu became the face of American soccer yet, or are we still waiting for that to mature? He’s been around ages and at only 18, is already considered a veteran of his trade. With goals like this,...

Highlights from last night’s Mexico V USA match. The “synthetic video”: creepy, or cool? [YouTube] Breaking-F@#&-News: Cristiano Ronaldo has to practice—regularly—to be the best soccer player in the world. Shocking. [The Australian]...

We hope this trip to the local San Antonio Target is an attempt by Tony Parker and Eva Longoria to make it seem like everything’s normal after their… um… recent difficulties. But guess what, ParkOria, there aren’t any paparazzi...

We’re now going to admit a fascination with Jozy Altidore’s blog on the New York Times. It’s so rare to read an up-and-coming player be so transparent about his desire to get the hell out of where he is—in...