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WednesdayOctober222008

Heads Up: Baseball Fight... Ur Doing It Wrong

In honor of tonight’s game one of the World Series, we give you this baseball gem from Korea. We don’t know exactly what’s going on—and showing it from a third, overhead view didn’t make it any clearer—but we hope...

WednesdayOctober152008

Heads Up: Maybe Kimbo Has A Career In The NFL?

With that whole MMA thing not working out exactly as he’d hope, this video shows us there’s hope for Kimbo Slice after all. We went to the Jets-Bengals game last week and can vouch for the fact that at...

MondayOctober132008

Heads Up: Who Knew You Didn't Need Air To Work Out?

While you may not look cool running around the gym in a snorkel/head gear combination, MMA beast Wanderlei Silva couldn’t give two shits about his appearance. It’s all about the lactic acid, RAWWR!. BTW, how sad it is when...

FridayOctober102008

Heads Up: No Monkey Butler Is He

How sad is it that this monkey can do a set of knuckle push-ups and we can’t? The answer is very. [Best Week Ever]...

FridaySeptember262008

'Member?: USC Got Sucked In By The Beavers

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night College Football: Oh Mark Sanchez, where did the QB that grew up before our eyes three weeks ago against Ohio State go? This time, another OSU—Oregon State University, they of a 1-2 record—proved...

MondaySeptember152008

Who Are The Coaches Who Didn't Put USC At Number 1?

When the number one-ranked college team utterly destroys the fifth-ranked team, you would assume that everyone would agree on their superiority over everyone else (well, unless that team is USC and you’re a UCLA fan). Well that team is...

ThursdaySeptember112008

LA Coliseum Gives You More Kiss-Cam Coverage And Hot Dogs

So, who do ya got this weekend in college football? Anyone heading to the Coliseum for the big game? If so, because we actually managed to stumble upon news outside of the boner-fields, the Los Angeles Coliseum is ready...

ThursdayAugust142008

USC Trojan Football Team Pays Thousands Of Dollars For Rampant Jock-Itch

There are certain debilitating ailments that football players suffer consistently: sprained ankles, twisted knees, herpes. But an injury is usually confined to a few players. Not in the case of USC’s football squad. They’ve got a rather serious epidemic...

ThursdayFebruary072008

Heads Up: Was That Jozy Altidore's Big Head? Nope. That Was Oguchi Onyewu's Big Head.

Highlights from last night’s Mexico V USA match. The “synthetic video”: creepy, or cool? [YouTube] Breaking-F@#&-News: Cristiano Ronaldo has to practice—regularly—to be the best soccer player in the world. Shocking. [The Australian]...

WednesdayJanuary232008

USC's OJ Mayo Came With A Bang, Might Leave With A Whimper

USC’s used to getting prized recruits, but they’re usually on the football field. Alas, the one basketball bluechipper they’ve been able to wrangle, OJ Mayo, might not be there much longer. That’s because the current freshman guard decided to...

FridayNovember302007

The University of Southern California Fans Can No Longer Curb Their Gangster Side

The recent relationship between USC and the Los Angeles Coliseum commission isn’t nearly as nice as the USC song girls. And it was only a matter of time before some crazed lunatics weighed in on the fiasco. After Coliseum...

ThursdayNovember292007

LA Mayor Says The NFL In The Coliseum Is A Pipe Dream

Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has decided to step in to decide this college football turf war between USC, UCLA and their stadiums. He wants the Trojans to play at the Coliseum long-term, and says the two need to...

WednesdayNovember282007

USC Wants To Move Into UCLA's Digs, Eat All Their Leftovers

In the biggest Los Angeles misstep since Ishtar, the USC Trojans football team is considering moving from the LA Coliseum to the Rose Bowl in Pasadena. The only problem is their crosstown rivals—the UCLA Bruins—call that home. What would...

MondayNovember262007

Heads Up: We Thought It Was The University of Spoiled Children?

CBS announcer Steve Beuerlein got caught calling USC football players a bunch of thugs coming back from commercial. Well, it’s a lot better than what they were calling them after that whole OJ mess. [Awful Announcing] Get out the...

FridayNovember232007

'Member? Gobble Gobble...We're Hungover Off All Kinds Of Football

Whas Happened In Sports On Turkey Day NFL: Cheese head nation stuffed the Detroit lions in Turkey Day matchup. Green Bay 37, Detroit Lions 26. [LATimes] College Football: Pete Carroll was reunited with his ego last night as USC...

WednesdayNovember212007

USC And Arizona State Clash Tomorrow, Visions Of Turkey Tailgates Make Us Drool

For our Turkey day delights, USC V Arizona State tomorrow will be the whip cream on the grid-iron pie. By the time the 8pm EST game goes off, we’ll be on round three of turkey madness, sucking down bowls...

WednesdayNovember212007

USC Gets New Romeo To Replace Ex-Campus Gigglo Matt Leinart

In the past two weeks, every other sports magazine cover has highlighted the supposed new basketball rivalry between college UCLA and USC. Well, this news adds even more heat. Percy Romeo Miller, aka rapper Lil’ Romeo and son of...

FridayOctober262007

USC QB Mark Sanchez's Mouthguard Gives El Tri A Run For Their Money

USC’s Mark Sanchez is wasting no time in letting people know his background. The recently inserted QB, who took the reins from John David Booty two games ago, has pimped out his mouthguard with the colors of the Mexican...

MondayAugust272007

USC Freshman Football Players Deem Dorm Rooms Unacceptable, Cafeteria Food Trite And Uninspired

It seems that some first-year USC football players have been complaining about their dorm rooms. Machochip doesn’t usually condone freshman hazing in sports. It creates an atmosphere of mistrust, and it’s really hard to train when you’ve been wrapped...

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