We’ve always been under the assumption that Las Vegas was the happiest place on Earth (pictured here is contributing editor John DeSio, having his own happy time with an 18-inch high piña colada and Hawaiian shirt outside of the...

Are you guys sick of traveling to exotic destinations, only to have your ugly mug repelled by every bikini-dressed beau that walks passed ya? Are you going home having to lie about how many girls you hooked up with?...

Because we really haven’t been overwhelmed by her beauty yet, have we? Reigning Wimbledon 2008 champion, Rafael Nadal, and his wonderful girlfriend Maria Francesca “Xisca” Perello are currently enjoying some downtime in the lovely island of Palma de Mallorca....

It’s a gloomy day in Mexico City and this is what we found in our inbox not too long ago. This is a ghastly image we’re truly not used to from “El PhenomeNO.” Please stop him. Someone. Now. Brazilian...

We kid, numbskulls. That angle is Splash News’ fault and we’re too lazy to change it. Also, at first glance we thought Cristiano’s ass was really white. But then we realized it was his board shorts. Nereida Gallardo was...

Apparently, Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo don’t believe in staycations. The star and his girlfriend are still on the beaches of Italy, and it seems like he’s been there as long as the Allies were during World War II....