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FridayAugust292008

Goal Of The Day: Bernardo Corradi Does "All You Can" To Score For Manchester City

Bernardo Corradi might be playing in Italy right now, but this goal he scored for Manchester City against Portsmouth last year will always live in our hearts. He performs a 3x Hadouken/All You Can combo from Street Fighter 3...

FridayAugust292008

Heads Up: No, Seriously—Heads Up

Oh cheerleaders, when will you learn to dodge balls coming right to your face? Or maybe this is something fetishized in Germany? Honestly we never know with der Berliners. [YouTube, via fourfourtwo]...

ThursdayAugust282008

Goal Of The Day: Sergio Aguero Has His Head In The Game.

For a guy who can easily be mistaken for a munchkin, Sergio Aguero can out jump most defenders to get his head on a ball and slam it towards golazo heaven. And the fact that Atletico Madrid attained the...

WednesdayAugust272008

Heads Up: Golf Cart Stunts Can Be Impressive.

Ninth Hole Ninth Beer - Watch more free videos It amazes us that videos like this get so much exposure. If this guy would have crapped out and broken his face, the video would have been a success. He didn’t...

WednesdayAugust272008

Do You Think You Can Eat Michael Phelps' Breakfast In Five Minutes?

Much was made about Michael Phelps’ extraordinary diet during the Olympic games. Sure he’s the greatest swimmer that ever lived, but he’s also in the running for the skinniest glutton in the history of the world. But, whose to...

WednesdayAugust272008

Goal Of The Day: Wisla Krakow's Cleber Gives Fans Something Cheer About.

Cleber Goal Wisla Krakowby Machochip Everyone knew it would be an uphill battle when Wisla Krakow was scheduled to take on Spanish super club FC Barcelona in the qualification round of the Champions League. And when Barcelona went up 4-0...

TuesdayAugust262008

Tiger Woods Viral Ads Take II

We don’t know if there’s anything extraordinary about putting a Rubik’s Cube into a golf hole, but it’s the new viral ad that EA released in order to promote their 2009 golf game. For all we know, this could...

TuesdayAugust262008

Huge Dead Snake Found In Small Rural Town

Snakes have always fascinated the hell out of us and the discovery of a giant dead snake in a rural town captivated us like pineapple on tacos captivates foreigners in Mexico City....

TuesdayAugust262008

Heads Up: Usain Bolt's Replay Parody Gave Us Quite The Chuckle.

Usain Bolt Slow Motion Replay - Watch more free videos It was either this or another ball-smashing skateboard who makes his face bleed. We decided to make you guys laugh instead of squirm. [Break] The New Jersey Nets’ Eduardo Najera...

TuesdayAugust262008

Goal Of The Day: Angel Di Maria Loves Rainbows.

Argentina’s Angel Di Maria kicked off the scoring during the gold medal match against Nigeria on Saturday with this superb rainbow shot. It’s the kind of shot that allows you to raise your hands and cheer “GOOOL” before the...

MondayAugust252008

Tropical Storm Tubing Is Also Dangerous

http://view.break.com/559318 - Watch more free videos First there was the kite-surfer who decided it was a great idea to indulge in some tropical storm riding until he was smashed into a building by a tropical storm induced water spout. Now,...

MondayAugust252008

Heads Up: Skateboarders And Fire Don't Mix.

What drives a skateboarder to douse a rock, his pants and his skateboard with gasoline? Drugs. It seriously has to be drugs. And what makes friends giggle and chuckle while their friend is raging with a pant fireball? The...

MondayAugust252008

Mr. T Pities The Fool Who Doesn't Like Speedwalking

TMZ paps caught up with gold-chain chucking “A-Team” member Mr. T at LAX the other day and asked him about, er, speedwalking. Apparently, Mr. T is enough of a fan to correct the cameraman’s mention of “speedwalking” by telling...

MondayAugust252008

Goal Of The Day: Julio Cesar Leon Makes Oswaldo Pay.

This goal brought Mexico fans to their knees and Honduran fans to their feet at the Azteca last week. Thus, it’s too brilliant a goal to not isolate on this here amazing feature, and give it the praise it...

SundayAugust242008

Cuban Angel Valodia Matos Kicks Referee, Wins Gold Medal In Unsportsmanlike Conduct

Taekwondo matches during the Olympics are a flipping mystery to us. Unlike boxing, Taekwondo is scored the way you score a beauty pageant: by absolutely no damn formula whatsoever. Also, the sport is odd. Can these guys even fight?...

FridayAugust222008

Heads Up: Green Bay Packers' Fans Are Doing Quite Alright, Stuck In 1993.

This song was ruined for us the moment it was introduced in that Mrs. Doubtfire scene where the kids are throwing a party and dancing on tables with with Robin Williams. This is equally as disturbing. [Busted Coverage] NBC...

FridayAugust222008

Behind The Scenes: NIKE Ad Bloopers.

Witnessing really famous professional soccer players struggling with their lines during a Nike ad shoot isn’t grandiose, but it’s quite entertaining. In fact, we got a chuckle watching Cristiano Ronaldo try and say “Holidays don’t exist.” Ruud Van Nistelrooy,...

FridayAugust222008

Goal Of The Day: What Do Ju Know Jo?

Jo Goal Brazilby Machochip What he knows is how to break the defensive line and race to a finish line. The line being a goal the likes we should seen during the Argentina match…at least to make it close, ya...

ThursdayAugust212008

Capoeira Fighter Twirls Himself Into A Knuckle Sandwich

We’ve always been mesmerized by the grace of Capoeiristas and their art form. We’re oblivious to proper terminology, but the thing we enjoy most about the art is the music and the acrobatics. It’s really a sight to see...

ThursdayAugust212008

Heads Up: Samsung's New i900 Comes With Little People.

Promos just kick butt these days, don’t they? Too bad the phone won’t be half as cool as this video. [YouTube] It is time to say goodbye to the Beach Volleyball Olympic cheerleaders, so let’s mosey on over to...

ThursdayAugust212008

Julio Cesar Chavez Documentary To Air On ESPN Deportes Sept. 27th

Our homeboy Juan Lozano over at ESPN Deportes Radio in Milwaukee emailed us with a tip about Julio Cesar Chavez’s Documentary, “How I Kicked The Crap Out Of Everyone For 11 Years Before That Damn ‘Golden Boy’ Came To...

ThursdayAugust212008

Goal Of The Day: Pavel Pardo Introduces You To His Mighty Touch.

Witness the explosion projected by Pavel Pardo’s right foot. Do you see how far the rebound flew from the net? It’s not supposed to happen that way. Soccer balls should nest in the net like a baby in his...

WednesdayAugust202008

Heads Up: The Olympiad In Less Than Two Minutes.

Our favorite part is when the mat turns into a swimming a pool and the guy’s cotton boxers show. Everyone knows you can’t compete in the Olympics with cotton boxers, brah! [Daily Motion] Luis Ayala will never drop a...

WednesdayAugust202008

Tiger Woods Walks On Water, Is Hey-Sus Christo Guey!

EA Sports has released a new vid of Tiger Woods walking on water because he’s the savior and lord of all things golf. Actually, EA released the promo in response to a YouTube video (at the beginning of this...

TuesdayAugust192008

Heads Up: Keep Your Eye On The Ball.

Brazilian goalie Clemer goofed yesterday during Vasco V Internacional when he misjudged the bounce of a ball that was traveling no more than 2mph and kicked it into his own net. Saude! [The Spoiler] Some bloggers are completely perplexed...

TuesdayAugust192008

Goal Of The Day: No, Francelino da Silva Matuzalem Is Not Kicking Towards His Own Goal.

Isn’t it customary for teams to wear contrasting colors during games? We didn’t know whether Francelino da Silva Matuzalem was kicking towards his own net when he made this strike, until we realized his team’s colors were a very...

TuesdayAugust192008

Tropical Storm Kite-Surfing Should Be Practiced Away From Buildings

A 26 year old Fort Lauderdale, FL man named Kevin Kearney jettisoned on the ride of his life after a forming water spout spurned by Tropical Storm “Fay” hoisted him into the air while he was kite-surfing, ultimately leaving...

MondayAugust182008

Heads Up: Trampolines Are Extremely Dangerous, Make You Go Kersplat!

http://view.break.com/78189 - Watch more free videos This is the type of video that will make you shudder and cringe for days to come. In fact, we don’t know if we can get over this today. The sound itself conjures up...

MondayAugust182008

Goal Of The Day: Samir Nasri's Arsenal Debut Went Well.

It took four touches to get Samir Nasri, the 21 year old French-Algerian international, his first Premiership goal yesterday in Arsenal’s 1-0 victory against West Brom. This will obviously lead Arsenal fans to crown him as the greatest thing...

FridayAugust152008

Heads Up: Bela Karolyi Shows Us The Right Way To Cheer On Women's Gymnastics.

Former US Gymnast coach Bela Karolyi is still as enthusiastic about his beloved sport as ever. During yesterday’s individual competition, Karolyi was about to have a heart-attack during Nastia Liukin’s floor exercise routine. Just look at his finger twirls!...

FridayAugust152008

"Heroes" New Season Trailer Released, Hayden Panettiere Is A Bad Girl

It’s about time producers of “Heroes” yanked “Hiro” out of Japan. Seriously, how long were we supposed to deal with his secret longing for a Japan’s most beautiful woman? NBC is set to showcase the new season’s trailer on...

FridayAugust152008

Goal Of The Day: Alan Gordon Saves The Galaxy.

MLS clasicos aren’t as exciting as other clasicos around the world, but Alan Gordon’s extra-time heroics salvaged a draw for a struggling Galaxy team and gave the game some much-needed excitement. Now if the Galaxy could figure out how...

FridayAugust152008

TV Azteca & Ines Gomez Mont Play "Roll Your R's" In China

The Olympics sensitivity committee won’t be too happy if they happen upon TV Azteca’s latest gimmick with Tom-Brady loving, and Gisele Bundchen-poll beating, Inez Gomez Mont. She’s covering the 2008 Beijing Olympics for the network and decided to go...

ThursdayAugust142008

Georgian Reporter Tamara Urushadze Gets Shot By A Russian Sniper On Live Television

When did it become ok to shoot journalists during a war? Huh? Tell us? For one Georgian reporter, the Russian/Georgian conflict turned a bit too real for her. While reporting on live television in Gori, cameras suddenly shifted and...

ThursdayAugust142008

Swedish Greco-Roman Wrestler Ara Abrahamian Throws Away Bronze Medal

People claim the Olympic games to be something beyond medals and podiums, winning and losing. But for some people, winning a gold medal is all they care about. And how can you blame an athlete when endorsements, national pride...

ThursdayAugust142008

The U.S. Basketball Team Drops The Smackdown On Greece

After suffering a horrendous defeat to Greece in the 2006 World Championships, the U.S. team had much to prove themselves against a team that had stifled the Germans in these very games. Good thing Dwayne Wade was around because...

ThursdayAugust142008

Heads Up: Lionfish Are Taking Over The World!

Ok. What the hell is going on these days? Georgia invades foreign territory and Russia rolls into their turf; the Chupacabra is engaging in some daylight escapades in Texas; Bigfoot has been found, is dead and stored in some...

ThursdayAugust142008

Goal Of The Day: Xavi Welcomes Wilka Krakow To The Champions League.

Since FC Barcelona finished third in La Liga last year, they are playing in the Champions League much earlier than most people are accustomed to, but it’s quite alright with us. Seeing Thierry Henry, Samuel Eto’o, Rafa Marquez, Xavi,...

WednesdayAugust132008

Heads Up: Chris Chambers And Reebok Team Up For Viral Ad.

Apparently this video has been making the rounds around the net, but this is the first time we see it. Reebok teamed up with San Diego Chargers’ player Chris Chambers in an ad about catching multiple footballs at one...

WednesdayAugust132008

Goal Of The Day: Here's The Dagger That Expelled The US Soccer Team From The Olympics.

Obinna Nsofor’s bullet distanced the Nigerians enough to rest assured that a ten-man US team wouldn’t harm them after this goal. Even though the US snatched a penalty kick, delivered it home and made it 2-1, their attempt at...

TuesdayAugust122008

The Chupacabra Is Alive And Kickin' In Texas!

The mythical beast known as the Chupacabra has been reported in places like Puerto Rico, Peru, Mexico and Florida, but none of them have actual video of a beast recognized around the world for sucking it’s prey dry of...

TuesdayAugust122008

Heads Up: Football Is Back! And Helmets Are Flying! Boom!

Monday Night Football kicked off with Aaron Rodgers taking charge of the Green Bay Packers for the first time this season, but that took a back seat to James Jones getting clobbered by two Bengals defenders, having his helmet...

TuesdayAugust122008

Goal Of The Day: Brazil's Cristiane Drops Some Knowledge A La Golazo On Nigeria.

Oh do we love chilenas. The way a ball lunges out of the shadows to stun a goalkeeper unhinged from their place. Or the way the ball erupts from the air like a rocket jetting into space. Yeah, chilenas...

TuesdayAugust122008

Carlos Peña Autographs Taco, Some Dude Eats It

Disgracing a taco by inking it up with a signature is sacrilegious in some parts of Mexico (and little Mexico, a.k.a. Los Angeles). But if you eat a taco that’s been autographed by a professional baseball player, and that...

MondayAugust112008

Heads Up: Soccer Balls Can Cause Serious Whiplash.

A young cheerleader felt the brunt force of a professional soccer kick in Germany this weekend. It’s a good thing these gals are trained in “rah-rah-rah” stretches or else her noggin’ would have been halfway to Luxembourg. [The Beautiful...

MondayAugust112008

Goal Of The Day: Leandro Augusto Has Great Aim.

Lightning can strike unexpectedly in Mexico City. And Leandro Augusto proved it when he scored an 88th minute strike against Toluca. Of course, the day was riddled with sunshine so maybe we should say Augusto eclipsed Toluca’s chances of...

FridayAugust082008

Self Defense For Dorks Includes "The Ball Flurry"

Self-defense techniques have been refined throughout the years for people of all kinds. We think Richard Simmons might have gotten into self-defense at one point after Tae-Bo became a hit in the late 90’s. But, nothing compares to self-defense...

FridayAugust082008

Heads Up: Madden 09 Will Be Out Midnight Of August 12.

If you own a gaming console, then you’ll probably be at your local retail store, waiting in line to get the new Madden on August 12 at midnight. And yes, we are positive some of you will reenact this...

FridayAugust082008

Goal Of The Day: Sekou Cisse Was Craving An Upset.

There is something supernatural involved when a soccer player jumps 30 inches vertically to snatch a ball out of the air and have enough strength to bury it in the back of the net. Sekou Cisse, not the crazy...

ThursdayAugust072008

Online Game JamLegend Being Compared To Scrabulous, Sounds Tubular Dude.

The internet is full of wonderful deterrents that can string you along throughout and entire workday without you so much as moving your butt from your desk. Sure, porn is probably the biggest culprit for inducing procrastination, but there...

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