We’ve been fiddling around with the new FIFA 09 for the past week (review coming tomorrow!), and it really shows how hard it is to get a 25-30 foot shot curling into the net in. And that’s electronically (God...

For the first time in our lives, we chose to not watch a Real Madrid (hala Madrid motherfuckers!) game during the Champions League in order to catch Cristiano Ronaldo’s debut for Manchester United this season. We were actually expecting...

Going over to Spain and experiencing the siesta culture firsthand can be a little disorientating. This goes double for an 18-year-old kid like Jozy Altidore, who has found life with his new Villareal team (including midday naps) a lot...

That gangsta of a striker Nihat Kahveci is going to be missed dearly today. He suffered a thigh injury after that amazing comeback against Croatia and is single-handedly accredited with saving Turkey from elimination gainst the Czech Republic a...

A giant sigh of relief passed over Machochip HQ when we read that Jozy Altidore was going to definitely stay at Villareal next season, instead of being loaned out to Recreativo Huelva. Villarreal look set to go back on...

Whatever it was that made us proud that Jozy Altidore was going to Spain and wreck shop in La Liga has taken a bit of a hit. Villareal, the team that will be paying a $10 million transfer fee...

There was a reason why Jozy Altidore tried to dispel rumors that Real Madrid were on his heels last year. That’s because they probably weren’t, but a certain Spanish semi-sometimes-does-well-powerhouse was definitely interested in the 18 year old and...

We just spent the last hungover hour trying to upload this stinkin’ video for ya’ll so ya betta apprechiate it. Marcos Senna stunted celebrations in Madrid with this 50 yard strike against Real Betis and it’s a bea-u-ty. However,...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Sudamericana Final: Club América falls to Arsenal of Argentina 3-2 at home, making Chivas de Guadalajara fans the happiest people on earth. That’s how it works with that rivalry, right? [Terra] NFL:...

The rumors have been whizzing by us all year about where Juan Roman Riquelme was going to end up. Looks like Villareal FC are extremely comfortable in the number two spot this year because they won’t be getting to...

With the relationship between Spain’s Villareal and Argentine Juan Román Riquelme slowly coming to an end, clubs across Europe are sniffing out the reality that there’s a quality playmaker on the market. Italy’s Juventus and Inter Milan are two...

We thought the whole saga concerning Juan Roman Riquelme and Villareal FC was over with last year. It must suck to have to return to a club that scorned you from existence, successfully saw to it that you left,...

La Liga didn’t want to wait until this weekend to kick off it’s 10th round of action. Multiple matches took place today; there were some slaughterings; and our siesta time had to be cut in half. Our Spanish wine...