When we heard what happened to model and girlfriend to a few EPL players Amy Leigh Barnes, we kinda got this creepy feeling we were watching Match Point again. The 19-year-old Barnes was stabbed several times and killed in...

Carlos Tevez is not what you’d call a handsome man, or even completely Homo Sapien. But he’s going to have to keep his neanderthal wang in his pants if he wants to continue living at home with his wife...

What’s a bigger shocker—the end of this video, or the end of The Sixth Sense? That’s the only question we’ve got because this might be the stupidest fake sport to come along since Eli and Peyton Manning started race-eating...

At one point in our lives, we’ve all had crushes on Madonna. It didn’t matter what your background or gender was, you kinda dug the Material Girl. Notice we’ve put these sentences in past tense. While we don’t knock...

Danny Macaskill : Next level street trials from brainchild-films on Vimeo. We kept waiting for this video to turn into one of those “the guy crunches his balls somehow” videos. But we realized that, oh wait, this guy’s actually...

As we mentioned in our morning round up, Chile beat Argentina for the first time since 1973 in their World Cup qualifying match last night. The sad part is that Manuel Neira’s not longer part of the team. And...

ALCS Game Four In the past four games, the Tampa Bay Rays have like a million home runs… okay, fine, they’ve hit 10. But in the past three games, they’ve lit up the Red Sox like Christmas trees, knocking...

Ah the days of sports gossip consisting of Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo. That nudie-boobie-touting vixen will always hold a special day in our hearts. Especially since we gushed over her the day C-Ron dropped her like a bad...

Meet Bentley Matthews. She is, according to the gossipy, dirt-digging site TheDirty.com (which of course we love), the alternate paramour of Mets’ shortstop Jose Reyes. Alternate because he just so happens to have gotten married in July to someone...

There was some sort of backlash from an “Anonymous” commenter (we love those. Seriously.) last week who was concerned about our “rumor” that Leryn Franco is dating Serbian tennis-pro Novak Djkovic. We understand the trauma caused by seeing your...

Well that was fast. Leryn Franco has officially turned into the hottest gal on the net. No one can abstain from talking about the Paraguayan belle for more than ten minutes and she didn’t even medal in the Olympics....

Cristiano Ronaldo left Los Angeles, Ca with more than a tan if we’re to believe reports that a British model named Jasmine Lennard, reportedly American Idol crank Simon Cowell’s ex, stole his heart in Tinseltown. Lennard is a former...

Cristiano Ronaldo has yet to be pictured with his new girlfriend Letizia Filippi, but it hasn’t stopped the press from badgering her about her sex life, fantasies and why she enjoys dressing as a dude. I like to dress...

We’re not here to fuel rumors that Nereida Gallardo is dating some new jet skiing douche because rebound relationships are all about hanky panky anyway, so we’re sure Nereida’s just testing the waters to see what’s out there. You...

Reports from every damn direction of the blogosphere are fueling rumors that Cristiano Ronaldo is no longer playing pat-a-cake with Angeleno hussies, but is in fact dating Italian television personality Letizia Filippi. Even our homeboys at The Spoiler have...

One of the questions we throw around here at the Machochip headquarters is why professional athletes sometimes cast themselves as the underdog to gain a competitive advantage (also: why does Hot Pockets cheese burn more than regular cheese?). Take...

We knew the thread on this story would go somewhere infested by celebritards. If you haven’t heard, Cristiano Ronaldo is currently in Los Angeles on an undisclosed business trip and he’s been wandering through LA with buddies, on crutches...

But it’s ok because you still love visiting us for lovely sports gossip. Our favorite Latino footballer Tony Romo was seen with his lovely Daisy Dukin’ lass Jessica Simpson at a golf tournament in Lake Tahoe. Yes, this post...

Since everyone’s basically condemned soccer Queen Of The WAGs, Nereida Gallardo, to the cavernous lair of WAG has-beens (but you’ll always be special to us, sweetheart), Machochip’s been on the lookout for a possible replacement today. Call it the...

And this is why you (if you were a superstar athlete) shouldn’t go on seven-week vacations in Sardinia with your girlfriend—you end up breaking up with her. There is such a thing as spending too much time with each...

Hey, fellas. So far 613 Chippers have cast their vote for our “Who’s The Hotter Spanish Girlfriend” and Maria Francesca “Xisca” Perello is leaving Nereida in the dust with 70% of the vote. Who says big fake boobs reign...

We’ve tried to keep our extensive coverage of Nereida Gallardo isolated to her glass-shattering nipples and badonkadonk. It’s the only thing you care about because whenever we write “pumpernickel farfanuggin’ cased in a jar” along with her naked pics,...

Distractions can come in many forms for athletes: booze, drugs and parties are the most notorious of culprits. So, when Germany lost to Croatia in the first game of their Euro 2008 campaign, Michael Ballack decided it would be...

Wither Cristiano Ronaldo’s WAG… or we guess just G? CO-ED Magazine has released a list of the top 50 WAGs in soccer and Nereida Gallardo was nowhere to be found. We find this strange considering she fits their bill...

Cristiano Ronaldo’s new gal Nereida Gallardo was spotted looming around Old Trafford after yesterday’s Manchester United game against Arsenal smoking a cig and glaring out into the distance contemplating how she’s going to manage siphoning millions from Ronaldo. OK....

There was a gossip frenzy yesterday during Manchester United’s clash against Middlesbrough when winger Cristiano Ronaldo blew a kiss in celebration of his 37th goal. Who was it directed to? Was that tribute to his hookers? You think Cristiano...

Abigail Clancy is a British lingerie model (pictured right) who became a well-known WAG after dating English stilt Peter Crouch during the 2006 World Cup. Their love affair didn’t last too long thereafter because she was caught shagging some...

WAGs (Wives and Girlfriends) are usually a hit on this list and it was revealed to us this week that German/Austrian/Argentine hybrid of delectableness Nicole Neumann is the girlfriend of Tigres (Mexican club) player Fabián Cubero. It’s about time....

The last time we tapped into Miguel Tejada’s life he was under scrutiny from the feds for possibly lying under oath about steroids, which led to a review of his status as a legal resident of the United States....

Christmas parties are generally a bad idea. You’ve spent all year with people who you’re either A) ready to fight, B) ready to have sex with or C) both. Add in alcohol and the testosterone-fueled mix athletes bring, then...

We love checking out some WAG’s (Wives And Girlfriends of British soccer players) whenever we get the chance. And since their associated with soccer, usually hot and steamy, then we figure you want to know them too. Victoria Secret...