Imagine being the British tow guy who had to pick up Wayne Rooney and his wife Colleen after their car died yesterday. Sure, it’s a stressful situation for anyone to be in, but you had two combustible factors at...

It wasn’t too long ago that the world’s greatest soccer player was cautioning England striker Wayne Rooney to chill out and get back on track. Of course, Rooney took that in stride and decided to spit on a paparazzi...

We’d be all smiles if we were a part of a trio that consisted of Cristiano Ronaldo and Carlos Tevez. Seriously, Nike. Go ask Juan Carlos if he’s freakin’ happy he’s the King of Spain. Um, answer will most...

This past weekend, when Manchester United played a friendly against South African team Kaizer Chiefs (and not the band Kasier Chiefs, like we had originally thought), Wayne Rooney just freakin’ lost it. As usual. This time, however, the game’s...

Scavenging through videos on YouTube, we’ve realized Arabic sportscasters are fantastic. Their shrill delivery rivals that of a prom queen piercing the ears of her peers when she’s been delivered the crown—and for some reason we’re drawn to it....

Commercials like these make us wonder why these amazing footballers can’t put the ball in the net ALL the time. Give us free range, no pressure and a bunch of giggly admirers, and we’ll put a damn ball through...

We might have found the reason why English soccer is going down the drain: its top stars are hanging around boxer Ricky Hatton instead of practicing. Manchester United star Wayne Rooney carried the light heavyweight champ’s belt into the...

You have to admit that a Euro 2008 tournament without England would be like a World Cup tournament without Brazil. Well, everyone, prepare for it. England head coach Steve Mclaren thought he bulked up on experience by recalling Los...

Soccer seasons never seem to end. It’s the reason we love the sport so much. But it looks like England wants to take that away from us. Bloody bastards! A survey was recently taken by players union reps about...