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Ryanair Releases Employee Hotties Calendar for 2009 To Support Charity, Our Lust For Stewardesses  ||  Sorry Fellas, She's Taken—Ana Ivanovic Confirms She's Dating Spainish Tennis Pro Fernando Verdasco  ||  Open Mic Night: Oscar De La Hoya v. Manny Pacquiao  ||  Sad And Buried—Ex-Playboy Model And WAG Amy Leigh Barnes Stabbed In Her London Apartment
ThursdayNovember062008

Having Trouble Finding Your Little Lady? Put A Damn GPS On Her Culo... Literally

Guys, are you afraid your woman isn’t really putting in the extra hours after work, but rather getting some work put in her after hours? Well, get all medieval on her ass and gift her a 21st century chastity...

TuesdayOctober282008

Welcome To The Mamasita Piscina Party... Ali

Because you’re either at lunch on the east coast, thinking about lunch in central time or just got into work on the west coast, we thought we’d liven up your free time with some beautiful women in bikinis. Today...

MondayOctober272008

Welcome To The Mamasita Piscina Party... Melissa Marie Gonzalez

Because you’re either at lunch on the east coast, thinking about lunch in central time or just got into work on the west coast, we thought we’d liven up your free time with some beautiful women in bikinis. Today...

ThursdayOctober092008

Holographic Hotties Make Drive Time Alone More Interesting

What an age we live in. There’s no longer any need to nod off during a long drive and risk getting into a crash or being afraid of coppers catching you driving alone in the HOV lane. Not when...

WednesdayOctober082008

Hottie Of The Day: Suelyn Mederios Is Our Daily Piece Of Brazilian Sunshine

Suelyn Medeiros came to our attention as one of many video vixens that have graced our television screens. However, the Brazilian beauty is just more than a pretty face and fabulous butt. The Brazilian-born (of course) model has also...

MondayOctober062008

Hottie Of The Day: Leryn Franco Comes Back To Us Partially Clothed (There's Boobage After The Jump)

When these past Olympics were over, we thought we were never going to see Paraguyan javelin thrower/model/happy pants maker Leryn Franco again. But then word came that from those games a romance grew between Franco and Serbian Tennis player...

FridaySeptember262008

Swedish Twin Sisters Scary, Not Sexy, And That's Just Wrong

Far be it from us to start throwing stones in glass houses. But when we first started watching this video of twin Swedish sisters going absolutely nuts on a highway in England, our first reaction was “They’ve gotta be...

ThursdaySeptember182008

Feature: Celebrating the NFL's Hispanic Heritage Month The Right Way... By Looking At Latina Cheerleaders

It’s September, which means Latino Heritage Month is upon us… yay! We’re Latino! Or Hispanic! Or Whatever… yay! Contributing Editor Alex Ferreyra is feeling the Latino love in the air, and never more so than when the NFL dusts...

MondayAugust182008

Argentine Women's Soccer Players Are Latest Spanish-Speaking Group Of Olympians With "Slant-Eyes" Pics

The first time is chance. The second time is coincidence. The third time is a pattern. As the battle rages on over whether the Spanish nation’s Olympic heroes are racist for their slant-eyed shenanigans, another country whose main language...

TuesdayJuly012008

Russian Cheerleaders As Blond And Slutty As Their Pac-10 Counterparts

It looks like all Russian billionaires aren’t leaving their motherland to blow their sports wad elsewhere. Some are actually spending money building their own country’s sports infrastructure. Sure, we could point to the national team’s amazing run in the...

ThursdayJune192008

Feature: Seven Women With Killer Looks, And The Toughness To Go With It.

As the old adage goes, if a woman punches you in the arm, she’s totally into you. But what if she preferred to knock you the f-out? Would that scare you away, even if she was smoking hot? Women...

TuesdayMay202008

Guidebook Tells Us How To Make Our Vienna Sausage Happy During Euro 2008

An “Austrian for beginners” guidebook will be distributed during the Euro 2008 tournament this June in Vienna to soccer fans. But instead of going for simple phrases about finding the library or buying fish, the dictionary will let hooligans...

MondayMarch172008

American Soccer Supporter Does Her Country Right

Oh Hunter Freeman, why the long face? Sure, there’s someone interrupting your 1-0 victory over Honduras in Saturday night’s Olympic qualifiers. But you have to appreciate the fact that A) it’s not some middle aged dude who B) has...

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