If the Rays had aim like this, maybe they would’ve won the Series. [Busted Coverage]...

Oh this can’t be good for whoever’s going to become President next week. Wrestling duo The Heartbreak Express and upcoming wrass’ler Nick Fame decided to create the second international incident involving the nation of Panama and men wearing little...

With that whole MMA thing not working out exactly as he’d hope, this video shows us there’s hope for Kimbo Slice after all. We went to the Jets-Bengals game last week and can vouch for the fact that at...

Is somebody missing a Cuban wrestling champ? Because there is one currently in custody somewhere in Oregon for getting down Hulk Hogan style with six Gresham police officers, whatever the hell that means. Police were called out to the...

Don’t you ever wish you could turn back the clocks, swallow your words and rescind your actions the way National Enquirer does every single time they come out with a new issue of their dirty rag? Well, Armenian-born Swede...

National Georgraphic Magazine is profiling Bolivian Cholita wrestlers this month…needle scratch. Como? Bolivian cholita wrestlers? OH OUR GATOS! That’s the greatest thing we’ve heard since Manu Chao remixed Vicente Fernandez’s “Volver Volver!” Bolivian cholitas, known for their iconic fashion...

If there was ever a story to pump us up right before we’re about to venture into a Tianguis for lunch, it’s the story about Henry Cejudo who defeated Japan’s Tomohiro Matsunaga in the 55-kilogram (121 pounds) final earlier...

People claim the Olympic games to be something beyond medals and podiums, winning and losing. But for some people, winning a gold medal is all they care about. And how can you blame an athlete when endorsements, national pride...

The WWE PR department—in its current incarnation—has to be manned by a bunch of monkeys sitting behind laptops, randomly typing in letters for releases to be flung in the direction of the general population like an after-lunch poop. How...

For someone celebrating their 75th birthday, Captain Lou Albano sure knows some people who can rage at a party. Lou’s friend and former ECW champ Jim Fullington, aka “The Sandman,” decided to get a little drunk during the Captain’s...

Did you know Carmen Electra was involved with the Naked Women’s Wrestling League? [Ed note: Simply looking for pictures of Carmen Electra could seriously compromise your job. Yowza.] Strike that. Did you know there is a Naked Women’s Wrestling...

As the old adage goes, if a woman punches you in the arm, she’s totally into you. But what if she preferred to knock you the f-out? Would that scare you away, even if she was smoking hot? Women...

Hulk Hogan is trying to get past his creepy, daughter ass-grabbing phase by producing a television show that will heal humanity like a million Mother Theresas. Just kidding. Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling will pit washed-up celebs like Dennis...

Wresting has always left a trail of controversy wherever it went. Sure it was staged and scripted, like in Big Brother, but it was controversial nonetheless (Vince McMahon blown in up in his limo, anyone?). Unfortunately, Panama must not...

We’ve never seen this clip before and are amazing by that ridiculous mullet the referees resiliant back. Seriously, how did it not snap like that unreliable turnbuckle? [With Leather] Evander Holyfield’s Georgia home is facing foreclosure. Thankfully, Holyfield gets...

When American prime time television consists of three presidential candidates making cameos on World Wrestling Entertainment and the current commander-in-chief taking some time off banging his “bomb everything” button to make an appearance on “Deal Or No Deal”, you...

Big ups to the wrestler with no limbs, but the guy who has to fight him is placed in quite the conundrum: beat the legless wrestler and you’re heckled; lose to the legless wrestler and you’re heckled. And what...

WWE discovered recently that most of their fans are snot-nosed tikes who range from the ages of 6-10. Since WWE officials came to this realization, Shane McMahon (son of Vince McMahon) and his cronies aspire to corral impressionable children...

A cross between a real Lucha Libre fighter and a “Nacho Libre” inspired character has surfaced in the Lucha Libre world as a laugh-inducing dude named “Super Mojado.” That means “Super Wet One.” He’s out to fight for immigrants,...

If you can’t believe Floyd Mayweather, Jr. about how much he’s making fighting at WrestleMania 24, who can you trust? Would a radio guy named Bubba The Love Sponge do? According to the Florida-based Love Sponge, BFF Hulk Hogan...

We cruised through our Machochip inbox this morning and found a tipster had left us a wonderful little gift. That’s Lindsey Lohan hanging out with WWE wrestler Rey Mysterio. John Cena and “Pretty Boy” Floyd Mayweather Jr. were also...

We know Oscar De La Hoya likes to dress up in costumes, but will he do so in the ring at WrestleMania 24? That’s the question being asked after Floyd Mayweather, Jr. joined the wrestling ranks and headed to...

Isn’t it ironic that we’re dishing out porn related stories on “Hump Day?” We got a kick out of it here at headquarters. Playboy is holding a vote as to who hold the title of hottest wrestling diva to...

Hulk Hogan will be the new host of the same ol’ reality tv shite highly anticipated “American Gladiators” revival and he couldn’t be more excited. The show is scheduled to kick off Jan. 6, bolstering newer, cooler and like,...

We always knew wrestling was scripted, but the drama in Bret “Hitman” Hart’s new tell-all book makes the sport look like Sesame Street. Part Friday Night Lights, part Degrassi Junior High, the autobiography details his struggles with his abusive...

A church in Oakland, California treated their constituency to some Lucha Libre sweattasticness when a host of Mexican and American wrestlers got together for a fund-raiser. The event drew about 200 people, mostly Latino parents and children, who jeered,...

Shelly Martinez, Bikini Brawler extraordinaire, has upped the ante for all the wrestling divas out there by making a porno. The film is nothing gangbang-y (sorry, guys), it’s something with class. According to the film’s director Jewel D’Nyle: [Shelly’s]...

If you had spent your whole life trying to achieve a dream, would you throw it all away because you missed your lovie-kins? That’s what newly signed WWE SmackDown Diva Krissy Vaine is doing with her boyfriend, wrestler Ryan...

Wrestling’s been getting a bad rap lately, and for good reason—a lot of wrestlers are dying and getting into trouble. You know what else has been getting a bad rap lately? Mortgages. People can’t pay them off and getting...

Professional wrestling has taught us that big breasted body-slammers are exactly what we’re looking for. Recently disowned ECW goth-barbie Shelley Martinez, is trying to make a professional comeback. The pro-wrestler, known to adoring fans as ‘Ariel the tarot reading...

It’s a real shame that Pacman Jones isn’t spending his suspension from the NFL in a monastery, reflecting on his past transgressions. Instead, he’s been wrestling for TNA Wrestling and winning tag team titles. The Pacman and Ron “The...