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FridayFebruary152008

Nicaraguan Kids Get Their Hands On Those New England Patriots' "19-0" Shirts

We were certain those “19-0” shirts the Patriots’ were confident they were going to wear would end up in the hands of charity. It’s about time they did. Nicaragua was the grand-prize winner and now young boys and girls...

ThursdayFebruary072008

New England Patriots' Fans Watch Super Bowl XLII In New York City

The game plan for coverage of Super Bowl XLII was simple: find the rowdiest New England Patriots bar in New York City and watch the game there. Pandemonium would ensue if the Patriots were to win, or the life...

ThursdayFebruary072008

Hoboken, New Jersey Mayor Offers To Change Name Of Street To "Manning St.", Residents Puke

Eli Manning proved us all wrong when he steered the New York Giants 83 yards in 2 minutes to beat the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl. We gave him his thumbs up, his MVP award and someone...

MondayFebruary042008

We're Waiting Patiently For Gisele Bundchen's Nakedness

So here’s the deal. Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady’s cursed girlfriend, said she’d go topless, butt-chilling naked if her man and the Patriots lost on Sunday. An unreliable source, The Cleveland Leader, quoted Gisele as saying, “If the Pats lose,...

MondayFebruary042008

Heads Up: SalesGenie Wants To Win Over An American Public With Pandas?

Where was the Mexican burro? Where was the drunken-Canadian Moose? Well, at least they included the cute and lovable pandas with stereotypical Chinese accents. If you can decipher what Salesgenie is trying to sell here, then kudos to you....

MondayFebruary042008

'Member? Another Episode Of David Slaying Goliath...

Whas Happened In Sports This Crazeee Weekend Super Bowl: It was more like Hulk Hogan body slams Andre the Giant, but you get it. The New York Giants stun the New England Patriots by defeating them in the final...

SundayFebruary032008

Holy Crap! The New York Giants Won The Super Bowl!

In the most stunning of stunning fashions, the New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots 17-14, and our Super Bowl XLII champs! First thing is first, “Spygate” is completely invalid now so lets just shut up about it....

SundayFebruary032008

It's Time For The Super Bowl!

Dudes. We just got this crazy memo that the Super Bowl is today. Okay. That’s stupid. But we are t-minus two hours and counting before linebackers and second string defense ends come running out from underneath an over-sized football...

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