Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: Was Jim Thome’s homer in the seventh inning of last night’s White Sox victory over Minnesota the most important of the season? Or was it Alexei Ramirez’s grand slam against Detroit the...

Minnesota Twins pitcher Johan Santana probably won’t be in the Twin Cities much longer. He’s already turned down their four-year, $80 million offer, which when you consider the Giants gave Barry Zito a $126 million contract less than a...

You know that can of bug spray that the Yankees used to keep gnats off the fat back of Joba Chamberlain during the playoffs? Now you can buy it! [ESPN] Kansas City Chiefs running back Priest Holmes is retiring...

Recent S.L. Benfica addition Freddy Adu hit his second game-winner in three games for the Portuguese team (wearing red in the video above). Maybe your second wind comes at 30? [The Offside Rules] Mariano Rivera is quietly negotiating a...

In the greatest baseball-writing mishap since someone wrote fuck face on the bottom of Billy Ripkin’s bat, Yankee outfielder Shelly Duncan signed an autograph “Red Sox Suck!”—to a 10-year-old boy. Duncan was surprised to learn that [10-year-old Griffin] Whitman...

Sometimes we just want to rant at your expense. So let’s just make this simple: there is hardly anything Alex Rodriguez can do at this point that will make even the most fickle of Bronx fans shun him from...

The New York Times wrote today of A-Rod being reunited with his older brother after 23 years. After reading it, we now know that his sociopathy is a result of genetics, and not his Miami upbringing. That’s because his...

In the worse case of brown-on-brown crime involving Cubans since Gloria Estafan ditched the Sound Machine, Jose Canseco casually mentioned during a radio show that Alex Rodriguez will soon be under the same steroid cloud that Barry Bonds now...