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MondayJune022008

Zinedine Zidane Book Scripts Stolen, Secrets Of Headbutt Lost

Waiting for the most jaw-dropping tell-all since Jose Canseco’s “Vindicated?” Well, you’re going to have to wait a few months longer because legendary French soccer icon Zinedine Zidane had his ghostwriter’s scripts stolen last month and people are screaming,...

ThursdayMay082008

Goal Of The Day: Zinedine Zidane's Precision Slices Spain.

Zinedine Zidane’s legacy will forever be linked to his infamous head butt at the 2006 World Cup, but his career was hardly marred. Somehow we ended up perusing his videos today, our [Ed note: Alejandro turns 27 today. Hi.]...

ThursdayApril242008

Frank Ribery Is The Boss Of France, Says Frank Ribery

When everyone says you’re possibly the successor to the greatest player that ever lived, then you might as well endorse it yourself like a boastful, conceited bastard. Frank Ribery won’t deny his greatness. And if people can’t live with...

WednesdayMarch192008

Zinedine Zidane Continues South American Tour, Poses With Ugly Jersey

So what the heck happened to the giant Budweiser ad on the front of River Plate jerseys? Zinedine Zidane stopped by Argentina during his Latin American excursion this week, a trip that saw him scouring for cover in Brazil,...

TuesdayMarch182008

Zinedine Zidane Visits Brazil, Steals The Hearts Of Ronaldo Haters

Zinedine Zidane landed in Sao Paulo airport with less than substantial fanfare. There were few journalists and even fewer fans, but Zidane was still excited about visiting the most skillful soccer country in the world. He made his way...

WednesdayJanuary232008

Goal Of The Day: Zinedine Zidane's Champions League Volley Against Bayern Leverkusen

We’re going to showcase some amazing goals from the past from here on out and our inaugural spotlight (which you’ll forever remember because you’re totally in love with us) is Zinedine Zidane’s out-of-this-freaking-world volley in the 2001/2002 Champions League...

FridayJanuary112008

No More Banging Skull To Chest For Zidane, It's Jumping Out Of Airplane Time.

We didn’t mind Zinedine Zidane sternum slamming Marcos Materazzi in the World Cup and then calling it quits. Since we’re not that fond of the Italians, we gave him the distinguished honor the likes of English nobility. So what’s...

FridayDecember142007

Zinedine Zidane Wants To Teach Kids The "Materazzi Takedown"

Zinedine Zidane has confirmed an interest in rejoining Real Madrid “in the near future” as a youth coach. Trust us: we read half the headline and almost partook in a celebratory coffee dousing. Apparently, Zidane has struggled to come...

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